Well if it's common courtesy, why doesn't everyone know about it? (4-5-07)
Here's a copy of the memo I wrote for the staff at work this morning:
Up With Poop!!!
As all of you know we are fortunate enough to have bathrooms located on 2 floors in this building. I'm sure many of you also know that the downstairs bathroom is a high traffic area with many visits and uses. The downstairs bathroom is centrally located being that it's in the middle of this level and right next to the kitchen which makes it convenient for many things. On the flip side, the upstairs bathrooms are remote and more than that they are even split between the genders. Now that it is no longer bone chillingly cold upstairs anymore I would like to suggest that unless it's an emergency, perhaps we can take the "smelly" bathroom visits to the upstairs restroom. You know, a little symmetry, number 1 on the first floor and number 2 on floor number 2. The foul smells of these toxic visits can linger for 30 or 40 minutes and sometimes the more egregious toilet debacles can last more than an hour. Also, these stinky deposits generally occur in the middle of the workday when the bathroom traffic is highest while the upstairs restrooms receive only a mere fraction of the visitors. So it is my suggestion that we adopt a more courteous workplace philosophy when dropping the deuce. That's why I ask you to go Up With Poop.
Here's a copy of the memo I wrote for the staff at work this morning:
Up With Poop!!!
As all of you know we are fortunate enough to have bathrooms located on 2 floors in this building. I'm sure many of you also know that the downstairs bathroom is a high traffic area with many visits and uses. The downstairs bathroom is centrally located being that it's in the middle of this level and right next to the kitchen which makes it convenient for many things. On the flip side, the upstairs bathrooms are remote and more than that they are even split between the genders. Now that it is no longer bone chillingly cold upstairs anymore I would like to suggest that unless it's an emergency, perhaps we can take the "smelly" bathroom visits to the upstairs restroom. You know, a little symmetry, number 1 on the first floor and number 2 on floor number 2. The foul smells of these toxic visits can linger for 30 or 40 minutes and sometimes the more egregious toilet debacles can last more than an hour. Also, these stinky deposits generally occur in the middle of the workday when the bathroom traffic is highest while the upstairs restrooms receive only a mere fraction of the visitors. So it is my suggestion that we adopt a more courteous workplace philosophy when dropping the deuce. That's why I ask you to go Up With Poop.