A man holding a duck walks into his bedroom where he finds his wife in bed.
He says: "Honey, this is the pig I've been sleeping with"
His wife says: "Harold you idiot, that is a duck"
He quickly replies: "I was talking to the duck"
He says: "Honey, this is the pig I've been sleeping with"
His wife says: "Harold you idiot, that is a duck"
He quickly replies: "I was talking to the duck"


Excellent joke.
And great profile pic.
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[Edited on Jul 04, 2005 3:19PM]