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While i realize that any amount of cheap tequila is too much last night i had WAAAY too much cheap tequila. TWO of my friends puked in my kitchen sink. At least they were kind enough to do it in the garbage disposal side.

yuck.
pawko4b:
Well I guess if you get that drunk on tequila you can't test the theory of how quick it makes her clothes come off now does it?
southernguynj:
what's that old saying???.... candy is dandy but liquor is quicker! think that it takes on a whole other life with that south of the border brew!

hope you pull through your hangover! puke
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Okay, I visited my parents in Riverside yesterday and I remembered why i HATE the entire county.
This is in addition to the fact that it was gorgeous 85 here and 105 there.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I was at a gas station getting gas before I came back home when my sweater sleeve started itching.
Therefore i naturally started taking off my sweater and...
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bigchill2k:
Ya know what, if comments like that get a fat miserable bitch through the day let her have it and she can take it with her all the way to hell....
thedarkharlequin:
hey, some people can't handle it when there's attractive women around. Like it's your fault they got the long end of the ugly stick.
All I gotta say is, Fuck em. no reason to waist your time fretting over their waste of skin.

On a weezer note. I wouldn't consider myself a fan, I liked one album back in the 90's. I just love all the internet memes referenced in that video.
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thedarkharlequin:
FUCK YEA XKCD!!!
thedarkharlequin:
he he, stumble upon is awesome. one of the worlds greatest time wasters. It has made for many a crappy nights sleep before work.
"Just one more video"........."k, just one more"........."this is the last one"......"fuck i gotta be at work in 2 hours!"
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This video is so funny, i can't even pick a quote from it.


thedarkharlequin:
Hey uh, wanna go see what's in the bathroom I bet it's my dick.


I know I shouldn't even have to say it, but do you already have your tickets? DethKlok
irish_stud:
THANK GOD! I thought i was the only one who thought a vagina is like a city block!
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Check out this 7 year old



"I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend"...hahah


edited: in exatly 2 months is my 21st birthday and I'm not sure what I should do to celebrate.
ANY SUGGESTIONS?!
thedarkharlequin:
man, that seven year old the poster child for what's wrong with the world.
side note: why the fuck was grandma driving a lifted SUV with chrome DUB rims?
thedarkharlequin:
I know what you should do for your b-day

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Hood rat stuff with your friends, obviously!

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I just realized that I'm out of barbecue sauce.

I want to be cooking all weekend.
_mike_:
The only thing worse than not having BBQ sauce , is having it and not having any napkins .
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So on Friday night Saosin played at my school and it was pretty awesome.

Yet, this guy got mad that i wouldn't let his girlfriend stand against the railing in front of me, where i was already standing. Therefore, the proceeded to pinch my sides/pull my hair. Serious WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with people?! This prompted ample reciprocation from me. But honestly, i have...
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4 frames per second is not okay.


thedarkharlequin:
ha ha, SEWN! BACK TOGETHER! WRONG! BACK TOGETHER!
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I faked sick in order to get out of trouble for being an hour late to work today.
And it worked.


When i get impatient for a webpage to connect I hit reload a bunch of times
_mike_:
hahah , scandelous !!
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i did a group presentation this morning for "Alternate States of Consciousness" class on:



entitled "An Altered State of Consciousness: The Benny Hinn Experience"
Good Stuff.


PS are there any cat experts out there that can explain to me why my 5 year old cat has now developed a habit for pooping on my bed? It makes me want to sell him on Craigslist