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When I was in High School I used to broadcast a pirate radio station over short wave. No one knew it was me though because I used a voice scrambler to disguise my voice. I had a HUGE crush on a girl named Nora, but was way too shy to say or do anything. But when I was on the air I was fearless to a fault. So anyway, I'd get these really explicit letters from someone called 'the-eat-me-beat-me-lady' that I'd read on the air. I really wanted to find out who she was but couldn't, but apparently she wanted to find out who the 'mysterious dj' was just as badly and to my surprise it was NORA!!! Then one day I got a letter from a self-described loser who wanted to commit suicide and being the absolute bitch that I was on the air I told him to go through with it.....and he did. This caused a huge outrage with a town meeting and everything and the FCC were called in to put a stop to me. So Nora and I decided to hook up my mom's jeep to broadcast mobiley so the FCC couldn't triangulate where it was coming from. When I drove by the school I noticed that most of the students were gathered outside protesting the attempt to shut me down. So I stopped to address them and that's when the FCC arrested Nora and I.