I vowed never to touch the game again, for fear it would suck me in like it did once before.
Also, so I got used by a lovely young lady for a little over a month. . . just figured this one out. Yay me, looks like I'm still gullible and stupid sometimes.
But, to deflect any prying into my personal life, I find this little article written by one of my colleagues buried deep in the bowels of the office:
Suicide girls sends out the message that you don't have to be hot or have big tits for guys to pay $4 a month to jack off to your pictures.
The Girls are usually women who used to be fat, and lost the weight, but not the fat mentality. They are still attention whores and still use internet disease photos. Most of them have little or no boobiez, and the few that actually do have old lady sags. They also buy into that new age hippie bullshit that "everyone is beautiful I'm just alternative". Let's face it: you didn't lose enough weight, your tattoos are ugly, blood is not sexy, and you're a stupid cow.
It is not uncommon when surfing Suicide Girls pictures to find girls with three days worth of pussy stubble and/or ingrown hairs. One would imagine waxing to be common sense prior to making a porno.
It's likely that at some point, an emo acquaintance of yours will look for a new way of being an attention whore by the revelation that they are going to send in some pics to suicide girls. This is code for 'i'm unhappy right now and i'm desperate for someone to tell me i'm pretty, even if it means threatening to show off my quim to an internet audience.'
Meet this empty threat with the following statement -
'it's great to see alternative cultures in society finding a niche in the glamour market, finally helping everyone, no matter what their interest, to join in with an industry that before pandered solely to the mainstream. it just goes to show that tattoos, piercings and body modification can be beautiful too... though to tell you the truth, it doesnt really matter how many pieces of metal youve got clogging up your sceptum, getting your shaved-date out and having it photographed and slung up on a public forum still makes you a DIPSHIT FUCKING WHORE-SLUT!!!'
The Suicide Girls and their believing audience really are a misguided bunch of twats to think that they are sticking one to the mainstream, considering piercings and tattoos are now about as mediocre and banal as you can get. At best the majority of the girls can't even manage more than a naval ring, prompting belief that these 'alternative' models really aren't much brainier than their mainstream counterparts. That they've submitted photos of their vaginas, under the impression the authors of SG appreciate their commitment to solid punk-art demands Lulz and lots of them. It's porn disguised as artistic protest, and the disguise works like Dick Van Dyke speaking Cockney: not very well!!! The fact that the Suicide Girls are obviously clueless only makes the site more tantalising... like shooting elephants at a zoo-park!
The lesson is that it's clearly VERY EASY to get a vulnerable emo girl to remove her pants
The photography is also pre-school and uninspired.
ANNA LEE is really hot tho.
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a winnar is u sirz.