econstupidity

"The girls of the Internet. Ooh, I'd go on-line with them anyday." (Homer S.)

"I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!" (Grampa S.)

"Blame the guy who doesn't speak english." (Homer S.)

"I'm better than dirt, well most kinds of dirt." (Moe)

"Mmmm ... free goo." (Homer S.)

"One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." (C.M. Burns)

"He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times." (Sideshow Bob)

"Alright brain ... it's all up to you." (Homer S.)