-Has a black heart
-Is Smart as a whip made from Strips of leather stolen From sacred hindu cows
-who doesn’t bow when she walks in your dojo with muddy shoes
-whose wits are quick to turn on a dime and serve quips nine times as deadly as she gets
- speaks with her fists and sweeps legs without mercy
-Is dirty like a martini served by a nun with a bun in her oven Fresh from her stepson during Sunday service
-is Perfectly wrong in every way.