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I like wet dream (12:19:20 AM): HAY SEKSI
caldofante0920 (12:19:35 AM): hey
caldofante0920 (12:19:36 AM): asl?
I like wet dream (12:19:39 AM): 19/f/MO
caldofante0920 (12:19:48 AM): find me on stl punk?
I like wet dream (12:19:51 AM): You posted me
caldofante0920 (12:19:55 AM): sweet
I like wet dream (12:20:26 AM): so whats up baby
I like wet dream (12:20:30 AM): you wanted me to IM you for some fun?
I like wet dream (12:20:40 AM): edit: SEXY fun.
caldofante0920 (12:20:46 AM): gotta pic?
i like wet dream wants to directly connect (12:21:32 AM).
caldofante0920 is now directly connected (12:21:33 AM).
I like wet dream (12:22:43 AM):

I like wet dream (12:22:46 AM): my lips look weird
caldofante0920 (12:22:58 AM): niiiice
caldofante0920 (12:22:59 AM): damn
caldofante0920 (12:23:16 AM): wanna help get off?
caldofante0920 (12:23:26 AM): wanna help get me* off, sorry
I like wet dream (12:23:35 AM): how?
caldofante0920 (12:24:01 AM): it'll be SO easy i promise. just call, i answer, moan for me while i jack off, then i'll thank you when im done. i can do soemthing for u if you want, or you can just hang up
caldofante0920 (12:24:16 AM): phone fuck with me
I like wet dream (12:24:24 AM): whats your number
caldofante0920 (12:24:33 AM): you gonna moan for me?
I like wet dream (12:24:36 AM): yeah
caldofante0920 (12:24:44 AM): my name is jay
caldofante0920 (12:24:48 AM): whats yours?
I like wet dream (12:24:51 AM): Jenna.
caldofante0920 (12:24:54 AM): hot name
caldofante0920 (12:25:20 AM): EDITED FOR HIS SAKE
I like wet dream (12:25:35 AM): house or cell?
caldofante0920 (12:25:37 AM): cell
caldofante0920 (12:26:20 AM): ill be waiting ;-)
I like wet dream (12:27:05 AM): give me a sec

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Auto response from caldofante0920 (12:27:05 AM): IM me and ill be right back
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caldofante0920 (12:27:09 AM): okay
caldofante0920 (12:27:13 AM): im gonna go in the other room
caldofante0920 (12:27:20 AM): ill be ready for you ;-)
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Session concluded at 12:31:14 AM
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caldofante0920 (12:33:15 AM): almost ready?
I like wet dream (12:33:26 AM): yeah im just letting my car defrost
I like wet dream (12:33:31 AM): i cant do this in my house, haha
caldofante0920 (12:33:35 AM): oh you goin out in your car?
caldofante0920 (12:33:37 AM): haha cool
I like wet dream (12:33:59 AM): you're lucky im in the mood for this
I like wet dream (12:34:04 AM): im sick, and its cold. haha
caldofante0920 (12:34:16 AM): oh babe im sorry
I like wet dream (12:34:19 AM): its alright
caldofante0920 (12:34:21 AM): i am lucky for you tho
I like wet dream (12:34:22 AM): im in the mood
caldofante0920 (12:34:26 AM): good
caldofante0920 (12:34:29 AM): im usually in the mood
I like wet dream (12:34:35 AM): yeah guys always arte
I like wet dream (12:34:37 AM): are
caldofante0920 (12:34:38 AM): haha
caldofante0920 (12:35:23 AM): almost?
I like wet dream (12:35:27 AM): 5 min
caldofante0920 (12:35:30 AM): shit
caldofante0920 (12:35:36 AM): long time
caldofante0920 (12:35:38 AM): but thats cool
I like wet dream (12:35:39 AM): okay 2
caldofante0920 (12:35:44 AM): better ;-)
I like wet dream (12:35:45 AM): gotta sign off
caldofante0920 (12:35:48 AM): okay
I like wet dream (12:35:50 AM): call you soon
caldofante0920 (12:35:51 AM): ill be waiting
caldofante0920 (12:35:53 AM): i hope so
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Session concluded at 12:35:55 AM
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At this point I go to the gas station, I couldnt moan for a guy in a girls voice in my own house. I had to do it in my car.

The phone conversation went like this.

Jay: Hey.
Me: Hey baby.
Jay: So...are you going to do what I asked you to do?
Me: When?
Jay: Now.
Jay: Are you sure thats you in your picture?
Me: Yeah.
Me: Are you jacking off?
Jay: Yeah?
Me: Right now?
Jay: Yeah.
Me: Good! Because you're jacking off to a guy!

*phone call ended*


So I get home.


I like wet dream: owned
Auto response from caldofante0920: I am away from my computer right now.

I like wet dream: You = owned.
I like wet dream: OWNED
I like wet dream: Say something for the cameras!
caldofante0920: yeah that was skeet
I like wet dream: Man, how did you think I was a chick?
I like wet dream: I have a picture of ME on my stl page
caldofante0920: whats your name again on stl?
I like wet dream: gutter Whore
caldofante0920: oops
I like wet dream: did i scar you for life? I mean
I like wet dream: you were jacking off to a dude
caldofante0920: i may have been scarred if i were
caldofante0920: you sounded like a dude so i was like what the fuck
caldofante0920: thats why i asked abou the picture
I like wet dream: yeah
I like wet dream: hahahaha, you got owned
I like wet dream: by me, the greatest person ever
caldofante0920: true that
caldofante0920: haha
I like wet dream: im sorry man, but i had to
I like wet dream: it was an opportunity i couldnt pass up
caldofante0920: i didnt wnat to insult a chick with a manly voice
caldofante0920: id do the same
caldofante0920: im just glad i wasnt actually jacking off
I like wet dream: you're lucky that my friend couldnt 3 way
I like wet dream: he would have recorded it, heh
caldofante0920: thatd be fucking gross
I like wet dream: Oh dont lie
I like wet dream: you were wanking
caldofante0920: alright man whateer
caldofante0920: i wasnt, but doesnt really matter
caldofante0920: i give you props though
I like wet dream: thanks, you're being cool about this
I like wet dream: thanks for the best christmas present ever
caldofante0920: well i should expect shit like this
caldofante0920: hahahahahahahahaha
I like wet dream: im still laughing
caldofante0920: no problem
caldofante0920: good
caldofante0920: at least i could make someone laugh
caldofante0920: i was gonna say though
caldofante0920: "jenna, you've got a very deep voice"
I like wet dream: hahahaha
caldofante0920: glad you gotta laugh out of it