FUCK YOU COSMONAUT JOE!
8:35 AM. My phone alarm goes off.
8:45 AM. I eat a bagel.
9:15 AM. Ritual Masturbation.
9:16 AM. End of Ritual Masturbation.
8:45 AM. I eat a bagel.
9:15 AM. Ritual Masturbation.
9:16 AM. End of Ritual Masturbation.
ebolarama:
...skeet skeet.