ebmfreak

I'd like to take a brief moment to give my praise to the female form, and analyze it - if only for a moment.

I like to compare the female body to that of a sports car - sleek and aerodynamic. In fact, one would assume that a creature possessing such smooth lines would be built for speed - much like the cheetah or gazelle:

- Notice the cone-like protrusions, serving to help decrease wind-resistance and allow for smooth airflow over the frame.

- Notice the subtle curves of the abdominal region and hips moving in at first, and then gently sweeping out. Much like the curves of a high-speed aircraft these are designed to take advantage of vector currents, and allow for stability at high speeds.

- Take a good look at the length of the legs, and the females innate ability to hyper-extend her foot to point her toes in an extreme fasion. This allows for great efficiency of movement and control of planar-angular venturi forces acting upon the airframe at any speed.

Now I know what you are thinking m@ (matt), females move at the same speed as the rest of us you cant possibly be correct

Well I ask you, can you be so sure?

Think about all the moments where you spy a good looking, sleek girl out of the corner of your eye only you turn and she is no longer there!

Or think about the times where you were sure you were alone in a room and while sneaking a beer or bit of a lady's sandwich she mysteriously appears behind you!

Or what about a lady's uncanny ability to maneuver with great efficiency through tightly packed store isles, night club dance floors and such?

if only they came with racing stripes to warn us all