Sleazy is drunk and lonely. He cant find it in himself to get back out there and date because he knows that if he does find a girl she will just end up hating him, He wishes he could go back and make it all right, but cant. all he can say is he is sorry. if they forgive him, he is lucky. if not, he understands,
WOW i get emo when im drunk,,,,
Sleazy is tired of being sleazy.
WOW i get emo when im drunk,,,,
Sleazy is tired of being sleazy.
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Alternatively, you are confronted with this scenario: You are Tom. People of opposite gender are Jerry. You chase. They hit you in face with frying pan. Repeat, and never get seem to get wise enough to say, "Holy shit, I keep getting hit in the fucking face with a frying pan, maybe I should stop."
Either scenario kind of blows, so hopefully you are forgiven.