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I moved into a goddamned mansion last night. I didnt shower this morning. Im hella dirty. Hella west coast kids say hella. Anyways, the house is sweet, its got 9000 rooms and closets. I ate at the Barley Mill last night after I was about to ass-out due to lack of fuel. That place is covered in hippie shit. I just wanted to eat and leave until we saw they had bored games. They had Mindtrap. Thats the game where you ask some duder a question and they have to answer it, but all the damn question are trick questions... Heres a stupid example...


Mr.Allin, accused of high treason, is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. Allin makes his final statement and is released.

What did he say?




Yeah, so heres the answer. He said "I will be shot."

You get the idea of the game. Its cool.

So yeah, Im at work. My room is pretty big. Persephone's room is bigger. She slept in mine last night. It was cool and strangely surreal whaking up next to her. Ive done it hundreds of times, but this time she didnt have to go home because she already was home.

So tonight Im throwing her stupid wet gross couch away at the Dump. Thats going to be amazingly fun. I would throw away some of her other stuff at her old place but Im not exactly sure what is trash or not. No offense dollface. Blah Blah Blah, Im leaving at 3.30. I dont care if its my second to last day before I get fucked in the asspipe and have to find a job. I GOTTA MOVE SHIT!