eachdawnidie

tonight after work i had the strangest shit happen. when i was pulling onto my street i had like 3 cars behind me so i circled around my block rather than park in front of my house. well as i sped around the block, i realized that the cars behind me were keeping up with me and not pulling into any of the houses. so as i returned to the beginning of the street and realized that they were following me, i passed my house once again not knowing if they would confront me if i got out of my car. i continued onto a different block, and sure enough the fuckers kept on my tail. i managed to lose the two in the back short after, but the car behind me stayed on my ass steadily. this is where i started getting crafty. i got the unwanted asshole stuck in a number of speed bumps behind me. the distance between me and him started growing after this. as i exited the street he was far behind me so i sped off toward my block again, but went to the block across the street before he got a chance to see which way i went. i layed low for a second and just before i headed back to my house i saw 2 of the cars drive by in search of me. finally i made it back to my house........... i think the mafia is after me. maybe i will be greeted by mr. car bomb when i turn my key in the ignition tomorrow. i'm offerring $5 to whoever can give me a postive identification of these mob hitmen. alright, this is entirely too long.