I'm on fucking hold! I fucking hate being on fucking hold!
I do everything right. Push all the right buttons at all the right times and somehow your retarded computer system screws up and now I have to waste my time on hold to speak with a human being that, If I'm lucky, which I'm not, might actually speak decipherable English. And...my cat just shit herself and stunk up the entire room. Rotten assed feline! So, my day's going well...and yours?
I do everything right. Push all the right buttons at all the right times and somehow your retarded computer system screws up and now I have to waste my time on hold to speak with a human being that, If I'm lucky, which I'm not, might actually speak decipherable English. And...my cat just shit herself and stunk up the entire room. Rotten assed feline! So, my day's going well...and yours?
and of course i feel like a great big asshole if i have to ask them to repeat themselves 5x and speak slowly.
so yea. i hear ya.