dylan

Okay so the Engine Rooms Burlesque on Thursday was truly fabulous, I roped a couple of my friends into coming, without them knowing what to expect - their eyes were on stalks! Nic, Disco, Nadine and Jezabel were all utterly gorgeous and wonderful, and thank you to all the nice people who talked to me, you're fantastic
I took some pictures but due to my a) rather inebriated state and b) my utter inability to take photos, they're shite. These are the least blurred, and that's because I didn't take at least one of them.




And if any of you in those pictures object to those pictures being there, I'll get rid of them

So yesterday I decided it would be the perfect time to start my essays, so I went and played Mortal Kombat instead. Thought about getting an early night, so stayed up til 4.30 talking to Will. Oh but but I completed Fable - this makes me happy. Though for such an epic game the end was kinda...meh. You go through all this stuff, finally defeat the end guy in a slightly boring and non challenging manner, and your estranged sister then goes "oh by the way, you can now either kill me and keep that rather snazzy sword you're holding, or you can throw the sword into the abyss and let me live". I mean come on, what would you do? I chopped her head off, I mean the sword was really cool.

And today I rocked Asda. Go me. What an action packed life I lead. Halfway round i said "oh I need to get some potatoes" and Will burst out laughing, apparently my method of shopping is crap, because instead of getting things as I go round, I think of a thing I need, go get it, then think of another, go get that, and so spend about an hour walking backwards and forwards and in circles with no pattern. In my defense, it makes things a lot more interesting. And when you're bored you can play the product placement game and move stuff about. Extra points for strategic placing, like Jack Daniels next to the baby food and raw bleeding steak in the quorn freezer.

And wow. Found an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes website that totally rocks.
All together now..."Attaaaaaccckkk...of the Killer Tomaaaaatoes..."
It actually really annoys me he sings tomAYtoes instead of tomAAtoes. You Americans.

...my favourite cartoons as a kid included Henry's Cat, Stoppit and Tidyup, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I fucking hated Blue Peter, which annoyed my mum because she wanted me to watch it so that she could.
...i hate mushrooms, marzipan, amaretto biscuits, red meat, bananas, Reef and VK whatever they ares.
...i love humous, pancakes, curry, sushi, cous cous, hobnobs and cheesecake.
...I always wanted a werebear (cute bear, whose head folds back to reveal a 'scary' face inside and the ends of its hands grow claws kinda thing) as a kid, but was never allowed. I told one of my friends in 6th form this and he was all "oh yeah, I have one from when I was a kid, you can have that". He brought it in for me. What he didn't tell me was that for the last few years it had been used for target practice, and it's full of pellets and both its eyes were shot off. Having realised ths he tried to sew some buttons on it so it looked less creepy, but his sewing is frankly shite and so now it has two giant black buttons dangling from its eyesockets.

...people asking to be your friend without ever so much as leaving you a note is just annoying.