How the fuck am I meant to write about 100 questions about such ridiculous topics as jigsaws and lightbulbs and world clocks by tomorrow?
Tell me.
Or better still, do it for me. I'll give you my paycheck.
My job is completely stupid. And it takes up far too much time for what I am paid, considering I'm working two jobs, I have two essays to do and will be set another next week, as well as all the extra reading and learning French at the same time.
I want a holiday.
Also, I went out tonight for one of my flatmates' birthday, there were about 18 of us and it was a really nice meal. But I was sat opposite a girl who I don't know who turned out to be one of those people that goes on and on about how they're vegetarian and they couldn't even consider eating meat. After a while of her babbling on about how she'd never eat meat, it's been years and she doesn't even miss it, I pointed out that she was eating salmon. She looked at me like I was an idiot and said "I'm not a vegan".
Actually, when her salmon had arrived, she went into hysterics because there was a lobster like thing on it (it looked like a tiny lobster...it wasn't a prawn or a shrimp, I'm stuck as to what it was) She kept flapping on about how terrifying it was and she wouldn't go near it, so I picked it off her salmon and used it as a finger puppet.
Some girls really should just fuck off to planet twitterbrain and leave more oxygen for the rest of us.
...maybe I'd hate less people if there weren't so many fucking morons around.
Tell me.
Or better still, do it for me. I'll give you my paycheck.
My job is completely stupid. And it takes up far too much time for what I am paid, considering I'm working two jobs, I have two essays to do and will be set another next week, as well as all the extra reading and learning French at the same time.
I want a holiday.
Also, I went out tonight for one of my flatmates' birthday, there were about 18 of us and it was a really nice meal. But I was sat opposite a girl who I don't know who turned out to be one of those people that goes on and on about how they're vegetarian and they couldn't even consider eating meat. After a while of her babbling on about how she'd never eat meat, it's been years and she doesn't even miss it, I pointed out that she was eating salmon. She looked at me like I was an idiot and said "I'm not a vegan".
Actually, when her salmon had arrived, she went into hysterics because there was a lobster like thing on it (it looked like a tiny lobster...it wasn't a prawn or a shrimp, I'm stuck as to what it was) She kept flapping on about how terrifying it was and she wouldn't go near it, so I picked it off her salmon and used it as a finger puppet.
Some girls really should just fuck off to planet twitterbrain and leave more oxygen for the rest of us.
...maybe I'd hate less people if there weren't so many fucking morons around.
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But the fingerpuppet baby lobster creaturething sounds hilarious. I will bear it in mind tomorrow night at my first social meal thing with the people I work with.
hahah plant twitterbrain?! nice. maybe it was a crayfish??