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Sexual Activity Calorie Guide

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories...
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so yah i had to cancle my account for a little while but im back now and i have cookies for everyone

hmm its been some time since i said anything. well im geting back in ti school going to do some acting and singing ooo fun. then the norm gen ed's ack gota hate the things that dont matter as much... well at least to me. and well other then that life is going great i have a new love intrest and well she's amazing and...
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yay im going to go and see static-x today in chicago im leaving in about 3 hours i cant wait and im thinking im going to change my alias to how most ppl that know me call me but i dont know how well it will be excepted but in anycase i am known by most as Dyke mainly because its my last name but...
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well its thanksgiving and the amazing part is i dont realy care other then i get to heve the best home cooked dinner my grandma is great even though she and i disagree a lot she makes some of the best food. well i got to go be a nerd and play SWG.

bahh there need to be way more things for night ppl like me. like the mall should be 24/7 not just the mall every thing should be all i have is steak and shake the 24 hour mcd drive through and woodmans hmm im hopeing ill be able to get out of rocford and make myself a living doing nightly things well it looks like...
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omfg i have lost so much weight its not even funny im starting to actualy think i look good without a shirt on its amazing. in any case im happy

Rockford is so lame but at least its close to madison and chicago but ghhaa rockford could realy use more fun things to do for us insomniacs.

yay going to chigago to see someone i havent seen in so long going to be there for 4 days starting tomorrow yay

well someone said something interesting to me and so far id say its about 80% true

-Person of sound mind
-atrctive person
-available person

pick 2

so far i found that most of the time when looking at ppl most only have 2 of the three