x-posted
VALENTINES DAY IS FOR FUCKING IDIOTS. There, I've said it. Have you bought something for someone? YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. Is it possible that I still love and respect you, even though YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT? It's possible and probably likely, because you are under the veil of corporate bullshit and it may not be your fault.
See, I've been a cynic for a very long time. Before you formed a cognitive thought, I hated everything. Mine was not a petty hate (to use the parlance of my father and the master of hate, Henry Rollins), rather it is righteous. I hate stupid and through my travels in hate I have come to recognize the horror of Valentines Day. This isn't about me; I digress...
Folks, please. Valentines Day has been brainwashed into your skulls. It has come to the point that this "holiday" is a mandatory gift buying day. How fucking trite is that? You're going to show you love me by purchasing some shitty 1/32432 karat diamond from fucking Kay Jewelers? Aside: if you have purchased anything from Kay Jewelers, or any of those other mall jewelers, you are getting the shit kicked out of you. By me. Anyway, going out and buying someone you love something out of obligation does not showcase your love; it makes you a fucking sheep.
I am not a ball of love and emotion and I certainly am not one to speak on the matter of affection, however I will say this: if you absolutely MUST set aside a fucking day to tell someone you love them, make your own day. Don't buy into this corporate sponsored bullshit.
NEWSFLASH
You are NOT required to buy your significant other ANYTHING for Valentines Day. If they get pissed at you for forgetting, or simply not doing anything, dump their sorry asses. It's obviously too late for their simple little brains and the best thing you can do is cut your losses while you can. Just fucking dump them. Put them at the curb and I assure you, within 2 days time they will be covered in the millions of Valentines Day artifacts that will be thrown to the curb by then.
I know it's a late hour to be preaching, but please don't buy anything for today. Do it tomorrow. Or a month from now. When you do, don't buy a fucking Hallmark card. Do something unique. Why? Because if you do it today, you are a mindless tool, not capable of formulating a unique thought and that is just pathetic. Don't be a sheep. Don't.
-David/Greg
VALENTINES DAY IS FOR FUCKING IDIOTS. There, I've said it. Have you bought something for someone? YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. Is it possible that I still love and respect you, even though YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT? It's possible and probably likely, because you are under the veil of corporate bullshit and it may not be your fault.
See, I've been a cynic for a very long time. Before you formed a cognitive thought, I hated everything. Mine was not a petty hate (to use the parlance of my father and the master of hate, Henry Rollins), rather it is righteous. I hate stupid and through my travels in hate I have come to recognize the horror of Valentines Day. This isn't about me; I digress...
Folks, please. Valentines Day has been brainwashed into your skulls. It has come to the point that this "holiday" is a mandatory gift buying day. How fucking trite is that? You're going to show you love me by purchasing some shitty 1/32432 karat diamond from fucking Kay Jewelers? Aside: if you have purchased anything from Kay Jewelers, or any of those other mall jewelers, you are getting the shit kicked out of you. By me. Anyway, going out and buying someone you love something out of obligation does not showcase your love; it makes you a fucking sheep.
I am not a ball of love and emotion and I certainly am not one to speak on the matter of affection, however I will say this: if you absolutely MUST set aside a fucking day to tell someone you love them, make your own day. Don't buy into this corporate sponsored bullshit.
NEWSFLASH
You are NOT required to buy your significant other ANYTHING for Valentines Day. If they get pissed at you for forgetting, or simply not doing anything, dump their sorry asses. It's obviously too late for their simple little brains and the best thing you can do is cut your losses while you can. Just fucking dump them. Put them at the curb and I assure you, within 2 days time they will be covered in the millions of Valentines Day artifacts that will be thrown to the curb by then.
I know it's a late hour to be preaching, but please don't buy anything for today. Do it tomorrow. Or a month from now. When you do, don't buy a fucking Hallmark card. Do something unique. Why? Because if you do it today, you are a mindless tool, not capable of formulating a unique thought and that is just pathetic. Don't be a sheep. Don't.
-David/Greg
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savana:
Well I'll be damned... your back and louder then ever 
colinism:
I can't tell you how many times I have given up on the spelling thing. I know it looks horrible but like i said eventually I just get frustrated with the attacks on me and give up.
I know it looks horrible but like i said eventually I just get frustrated with the attacks on me and give up.