Well, it's probably not going to work for two reasons. First, and most important, no one is paying attention to this little sidebar. Second, I think everyone doubts the existence of my kickass Spongebob undies. But yeah, no one's going to get jealous, so your plan has been foiled. Mwuhahahaha!
(I blame this cheesy, stupid comment on writer's block and procrastination.)
(I blame this cheesy, stupid comment on writer's block and procrastination.)