Good day to you all, I hope that everybody had a rested and perfect weekend? Because of my "undescribable" weekend, this is just how I feel this morning...
I realize that things happen fopr a reason, but damn
This weekend, the UNEXPLAINABLE was actually EXPLAINED, and the UNDESIRABLE became DESIRABLE!! You know what I mean?? 'Cause I sure as HELL don't! Once again, you friend (me) got caught up in a sexual SHIT STORM of SEX, LIES and VELCRO TAPE!! Shocked?? Not yet you aren't!
Anyway, my EX (a.k.a. HELL BEAST) showed up at an after party of a mutual friend and spotted me chatting with a friend of mine. Why did she come over and PUSH my friend out of the way and KISS me in front of her???? Is this some PSYCHO BITCH or what? Ah, yes - but TURNABOUT is fair play because my friend that I was talking to just LOVES to fight (She's an amateur KICK BOXER)!
Well after she stood up and gazed over at me and my EX - she then grabbed Rochelle (the EX) in her hair and dragged her ass outside (Now everybody is seeing this shit and comes outside to check it out) and threw her in the bushes, then turned the garden hose on her... But that was NOT the icing on the cake..... While Rochelle was DRENCHING in the bushes - Marlee yelled at her and said "Hey Bitch" and proceeded to lay a LIP LOCK on me that nearly sucked my LUNGS out of my body
Life IS good........... More often than I give it credit for!
I realize that things happen fopr a reason, but damn
This weekend, the UNEXPLAINABLE was actually EXPLAINED, and the UNDESIRABLE became DESIRABLE!! You know what I mean?? 'Cause I sure as HELL don't! Once again, you friend (me) got caught up in a sexual SHIT STORM of SEX, LIES and VELCRO TAPE!! Shocked?? Not yet you aren't!
Anyway, my EX (a.k.a. HELL BEAST) showed up at an after party of a mutual friend and spotted me chatting with a friend of mine. Why did she come over and PUSH my friend out of the way and KISS me in front of her???? Is this some PSYCHO BITCH or what? Ah, yes - but TURNABOUT is fair play because my friend that I was talking to just LOVES to fight (She's an amateur KICK BOXER)!
Well after she stood up and gazed over at me and my EX - she then grabbed Rochelle (the EX) in her hair and dragged her ass outside (Now everybody is seeing this shit and comes outside to check it out) and threw her in the bushes, then turned the garden hose on her... But that was NOT the icing on the cake..... While Rochelle was DRENCHING in the bushes - Marlee yelled at her and said "Hey Bitch" and proceeded to lay a LIP LOCK on me that nearly sucked my LUNGS out of my body
Life IS good........... More often than I give it credit for!
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Happy halloween dawg