Thats it I am through. I wash my hands of this whole ordeal. I just want to get drunk and screw. Wait isn't that a song. I think it is. I got mad pics I just have to fix them and i will post them up. They aree good ones too not like the crappy other ones i have.
TYodays song: Get drunk and screw...
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So been working us like slaves on a cotton plantation here lately. Almost time to leave though aboput 2 weeks till I hop on the iron bird and tell the middle east to kiss my ass. I am never coming back for any reason other than to drop a nuclear weapon.
True story I was stuck in this traffic jam so I hopped out to...
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tyler:
yeah tell me about it, i hate the middle eatsand i never ever wanna go back....
and about the movie...heheheeh...i watch it like everyday...
i cant get enough of it...
hope youre ok!!
and about the movie...heheheeh...i watch it like everyday...
i cant get enough of it...
hope youre ok!!
relapsed_eric:
you should kick an old dog for fun when you get home just to remind you of the old country.
So they moved my time up now I am leaving at the end of this month. YAY. Other than that its busy busy busy. Kinda tired lots to do so little time.
18 days until my alcohol induced coma
18 days until my alcohol induced coma
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josephene:
How much whipped cream? Well, I'll have to check the books to see how much we ordered....silly boy, if we told you how much you might get a clue as to what we're using it for... 
jp:
And I was just gonna get you some free booze. Guess I'll wait til Catiedid and josephene are done with you.
And yes I am jealous thank you very much.
And yes I am jealous thank you very much.
So I am trying to build this web site but I don't have a fuck shit idea what I am doing. I am about to ask my cousin for help which is embarassing because I taught him all he knows about computers but until now I didn't have the slightest need for web page building. Oh well I figure he owes me plus he has...
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catiedid:
The whipped cream just wouldn't be the same without you!!
catiedid:
Now now, not as much fun...just a different kind of fun We're saving the whipped cream for your return, fear not!!
We're saving the whipped cream for your return, fear not!!So today I befriended a swarm of typhidic mosquitos. They are a lively bunch, and oh so loyal. Why just today we invaded a village, razed the houses, raped the horses and road off on the women. I have decided to put our services out for hire so if anyone is interested in making your arch nemesis's life a living hell, just get ahold of...
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josephene:
It's not teasing, it's enticing. How are you? We get worried when we don't see you for a couple of days...you know how the girls are...can't have you in danger. Be well...
josephene:
I shall write a note to you CO, "I'm sorry sir, but dvsskunk is not allowed to neglect his priorites to the ladies in the electronic world...Thank you, Josephene..." 
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josephene:
As long as I can tell MY friends about it...I claim my bragging rights too...*whispering* to Catiedid...
josephene:
You didn't say you wanted us both there, silly boy..you need to be more specific..
Why is it when, you get a bunch of officers together in the same place, you a virtual blackhole that sucks up all knowledge and deposits it some place unknown. I swear every time my LT and Co are together in the same room as me, I get dumber. No really, I can just feel my IQ dropping. Now that the entire battalion is all...
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michael_desade:
still unable to join the group?
jp:
I think it's the bars. As soon as someone gets bars on the collar they act as a magnet that sucks out any common sense or logic that person may have had.
You have a date on when you're gettin outa there?
I'm jealous reading some of the comments from Catiedid, Damn.
You have a date on when you're gettin outa there?
I'm jealous reading some of the comments from Catiedid, Damn.
Cold cold cold. Its fucking cold here. I amnot sure what happened but it went from like low 80's to low 50's and really sucks especially when you are out at a roadside check point from 2400 to 0600 hours. The wind is blowing so hard it goes right through all your gear. Tonight I think I will bring my game boy so i havesomething...
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michael_desade:
did you try to reapply yet?
michael_desade:
k, I emailed the staff about it
Well we moved and I have to tell you although its not so bad here, its a very large place. I mean miles which is good because the chances of getting mortared is small. Bad because evrything is so far away. Also we have to work again.
*grumble grumble grumble
We have less than a month here so maybe it won't be that bad.
Oh...
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*grumble grumble grumble
We have less than a month here so maybe it won't be that bad.
Oh...
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wes11b10:
Tell ya what, get emergency leave, we'll go to San Francisco and get hitched so I can get your SGLI!!! Woo hoo!!!! Seriously, man, keep that k-pot snapped on, your flak jacket done up and don't volunteer for anything. Home soon.
Hey - do you want a copy of Close Quarters to read? It's that book that I go on and on about that I think you'd dig (you being a 113 Delta and all)
Hey - do you want a copy of Close Quarters to read? It's that book that I go on and on about that I think you'd dig (you being a 113 Delta and all)
peggy:
That's great that the countdown for the last month has begun!!! If nothing else you can just keep saying the number of days you have over and over in your head to make the work not so bad. But then how long are you going to have for out-processing?
I am feeling uncreative today. I am also alittle pissed at all the money I have been spending here at the internet. Which makes me want home even more. I miss my computer and senseless 3 day binges. I miss my car and just driving any where the road takes me. I miss being able to wake up in the morning without knowing some asshole...
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zerogirl:
Sadness. Hang in there; the world is waiting for you. good luck.
peggy:
Alright......a partner in crime!!!
So I am driving down the road when all of a sudden, FWOOMP the percussion knocks my head against my hatch and I loose al my senses for a half a second. I shake it off and see the black cloud of smoke engulf my vehicle, out of the corners of my eyes I think I can see pieces of my track flying off as...
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britbritbaby:
How scary! Are you okay? I hope so. 
wes11b10:
I thought I told you, Private, I am breaking my 2 beer limit rule for when we knock 'em back. Also, be advised that you don't have to adjust your road trip to swing by here (though you'll be welcome to crash out in my soon to be empty-ass house). I can always take a few days off work and be wherever you're going to be that's relatively close to my AO.
Well shits happening been packed for 2 days. Lotsa sleep. And the count down begins only 59 more days till I go into an alcohol induced coma. I so can't wait. Another good thing is when we get to where we are going it is only 3 weeks till our replacements show up. They may be putting off our move for a week so it...
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sakita:
can i ask a dumb question
what is punching the clown?
and i hope that you saved your 20 bucks... im looking into
molecular scrubbing now...
[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 7:08AM]
what is punching the clown?
and i hope that you saved your 20 bucks... im looking into
molecular scrubbing now...
[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 7:08AM]
sakita:
hahaha!!! welcome to scurrvy. just wait until your teeth fall all out.. oh thats not scurrvy? is it? or is it rickets?
seriously im sorry. i cant imagine being sick and having to do stuff. im such a baby.
seriously im sorry. i cant imagine being sick and having to do stuff. im such a baby.
No, not NTC. White Sands Missile Range. I am doing that Bataan Memorial Death March this weekend. Don't laugh - you'll be doing it next year alongside me! HA!
Are you actually done?? Have you come back to the states yet?