i would like, if i may (you may not!), to take you all (take me! take me!) on a strange journey (how strange was it? so strange he lost his fukking neck over it!)
sorry, rocky horror flashbacks...
ok, so hottiegrrl tarNish tagged me to give up 20 random facts about me...
1. i HATE water! i have been forcing myself to drink it instead of coca~cola in my efforts to lose weight. it seems to be working, but i still can't stand it. gimme a coca~cola or ice cold milk, i'm a happy grrl.
2. i love hello kitty stuff! i can spend ages in those shops looking at all the tiny sparklie gizmos!
3. i have a small collection of rubber/devil duckies. they make me really happy.
4. my mom is a tweaker and this makes me really sad. i remember the 'mommie' i grew up with and the woman that she is now is so sad. i still love her, but i can only take her in small doses these days. there have been a couple times where i went off on her n called her horrible things, but then one day it dawned on me, she's the ONLY family i have left n if/when she wraps her car around a telephone pole it would eat me alive if the last thing i had said to her was something along the lines of, "you fukkin tweaked out whore!"
5. i love going to vegas...to look at the pretty lights. it's like disneylands electrical parade on overdrive.
6. i am in love with san diego. i want to move there. nee n i went down there for an art exhibit and we decided we are gonna move there. we aren't gonna tell anyone, we're just gonna move one day n send evveryone housewarming cards...
7. i have little boy hands. if you ever see my hands without acrylic nails n all my big rings, you will see them in their short, crooked boyish glory.
8. i have hobbit feet! ok, they aren't huge, but yes, i have hair growing on my big toes. i was devastated by this in high school n used to shave them, cuz someone made fun of them once. but now, no way, if you love me, you gotta love all of me n that includes my toesies!
9. i am a cutter and i love the taste of blood.
10. my dream job is to be a bartender, and yes, i have been to bartending school. i love being behind the bar n wish i could find the ultimate bartending job where they don't care about my appearance n are not interested in me not having much actual 'behind the bar' experience, even tho i made 13 drinks in 6 minutes in order to pass my bartending exam...
11. avocados are a grrl's best friend
12. i love driving fast! way fast! i have raced n outrun ferrari's! (this was back when i had a car...)
13. i was a bitch in junior high, i have since moved up to fukking cunt!
14. i know all of mickey mouses mimes for the 'fantasmic!' performance n i love dorking out during that show n doing it right along with mickey
15. i am a hands on kinda grrl and i am building my own chopper: a 1967 harley davidson sportster engine in a rigid frame, with a sportbob tank. it is raked n stretched to an amazing 8 feet long! i cannot wait to have her finished, and believe me building choppers is not as easy as it looks on tv!
16. dusk is my favorite time of day. everything feels all surreal n swirlie n all the colours are not what they seem.
17. i hate living by myself n regularly find myself a couchqueen. nee has grown accustomed to this n right now we are waiting for our other roommate to move out probably some time early next year so she can go live with her boyfriend n then i can have her room.
18. i am pretty tough physically and can move 60lb bags of cement n large sheets of plywood. i frequently amaze my customers at hell depot.
19. i am the anti-packrat! i don't keep anything. i hate clutter n i hate owning stuff that never gets used or is just taking up space. like cd n dvd cases. wasted space. my cd's n dvd's are in sleeves so they take up about a 10th the room the entertainment industry insists they need to be stored in. i purge my belongings frequently. i hate "stuff". stuff is just, forgive the phrase, bling, i.e. people showing off.
20. if i ever won the lottery, i would still shop at mervyns/target/walmart, and i would still think victoria's secret is overpriced.
ok...tag...you 3 are it!
octoberrust
twizzler
trebo
sorry, rocky horror flashbacks...
ok, so hottiegrrl tarNish tagged me to give up 20 random facts about me...
1. i HATE water! i have been forcing myself to drink it instead of coca~cola in my efforts to lose weight. it seems to be working, but i still can't stand it. gimme a coca~cola or ice cold milk, i'm a happy grrl.
2. i love hello kitty stuff! i can spend ages in those shops looking at all the tiny sparklie gizmos!
3. i have a small collection of rubber/devil duckies. they make me really happy.
4. my mom is a tweaker and this makes me really sad. i remember the 'mommie' i grew up with and the woman that she is now is so sad. i still love her, but i can only take her in small doses these days. there have been a couple times where i went off on her n called her horrible things, but then one day it dawned on me, she's the ONLY family i have left n if/when she wraps her car around a telephone pole it would eat me alive if the last thing i had said to her was something along the lines of, "you fukkin tweaked out whore!"
5. i love going to vegas...to look at the pretty lights. it's like disneylands electrical parade on overdrive.
6. i am in love with san diego. i want to move there. nee n i went down there for an art exhibit and we decided we are gonna move there. we aren't gonna tell anyone, we're just gonna move one day n send evveryone housewarming cards...
7. i have little boy hands. if you ever see my hands without acrylic nails n all my big rings, you will see them in their short, crooked boyish glory.
8. i have hobbit feet! ok, they aren't huge, but yes, i have hair growing on my big toes. i was devastated by this in high school n used to shave them, cuz someone made fun of them once. but now, no way, if you love me, you gotta love all of me n that includes my toesies!
9. i am a cutter and i love the taste of blood.
10. my dream job is to be a bartender, and yes, i have been to bartending school. i love being behind the bar n wish i could find the ultimate bartending job where they don't care about my appearance n are not interested in me not having much actual 'behind the bar' experience, even tho i made 13 drinks in 6 minutes in order to pass my bartending exam...
11. avocados are a grrl's best friend
12. i love driving fast! way fast! i have raced n outrun ferrari's! (this was back when i had a car...)
13. i was a bitch in junior high, i have since moved up to fukking cunt!
14. i know all of mickey mouses mimes for the 'fantasmic!' performance n i love dorking out during that show n doing it right along with mickey
15. i am a hands on kinda grrl and i am building my own chopper: a 1967 harley davidson sportster engine in a rigid frame, with a sportbob tank. it is raked n stretched to an amazing 8 feet long! i cannot wait to have her finished, and believe me building choppers is not as easy as it looks on tv!
16. dusk is my favorite time of day. everything feels all surreal n swirlie n all the colours are not what they seem.
17. i hate living by myself n regularly find myself a couchqueen. nee has grown accustomed to this n right now we are waiting for our other roommate to move out probably some time early next year so she can go live with her boyfriend n then i can have her room.
18. i am pretty tough physically and can move 60lb bags of cement n large sheets of plywood. i frequently amaze my customers at hell depot.
19. i am the anti-packrat! i don't keep anything. i hate clutter n i hate owning stuff that never gets used or is just taking up space. like cd n dvd cases. wasted space. my cd's n dvd's are in sleeves so they take up about a 10th the room the entertainment industry insists they need to be stored in. i purge my belongings frequently. i hate "stuff". stuff is just, forgive the phrase, bling, i.e. people showing off.
20. if i ever won the lottery, i would still shop at mervyns/target/walmart, and i would still think victoria's secret is overpriced.
ok...tag...you 3 are it!
octoberrust
twizzler
trebo
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yeatsgrave:
yah im first to be it fuck where did every one go 
twizzler:
Dam looks like I got taged wtf am I suposed to write lol . Thanks for the birthday commit and stuff you can read all about it if you want to lol 