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Something for the more militant feminists...

Yes, I am a weak man with tiny genitals. Kick me in the balls, wontcha?
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So would you love me if I became a gay nazi biker?
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Just because I'm not saying anything, doesn't mean I don't have something to say. Sometimes I'm extremely introvert - that's because my brain is on overdrive. Thinking. Thinking. Thinking.
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There is a scene in episode 10 of HBO's Rome.

Titus Pullo is in love with a slave girl.

And he thinks that she has some affection for him.

He frees her and wants to make her his wife.

When he tells her, she is overcome with gratitude and thanks him profusely.

And for a moment Titus is the happiest man in the world. He...
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This is utterly awesome Let them sing it for you.

Write a message... the program then converts the message into snippets of songs and plays it to you.
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Mwahahahahah.

I just found out that I'm officially gay.

Well, fuck me, my girlfriends would say otherwise.

And I don't have any boyfriends to say otherwise.

Sorry, I'm not gay.

I'm a lesbian trapped in the body of a man.

Mwahahaha.
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E on the brain. Love broken. Im here, she is somewhere. Which her.

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Sometimes you words seem to get to me.

Most times I don't give a damn.

This time I do.
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So how exactly do I delete old duplicate messages?
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