My friend teaches yoga to Jane's Addiction and he got free tickets and took me last night and I laughed and laughed and laughed and had a good time. Now I'm practicing some of those Perry dance moves (kinda a cross between Showgirls and the chicken dance). I'm gonna get me a cod piece and a big ass goatee and I'm gonna start a band...
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seth0067:
are we talking Kyle MacLachlan showing Laura Dern chicken dance? if you do that i definitely will get glazed and dreamy (in between the bursts of tearful laughter).
toiletooth:
that was a very good response, and thank you. i don't know what else to say.
A seven year old told me that coffee was filled with dark magic. I don't have to spend time with any seven year olds today so I'm gonna stretch my lazybones all over the house. I got my dark magic. I got my lazybones. I got my tangled hair. I got my puppy dog. I got my sleepy eyelids. I got myself a morning party.
_v_:
i need a morning like that so bad right now
isetfires:
children are raw truth. beware the coffee. he knows something we don't.
New found love for my bum has created renewed interest in tattooing it. Lots and lots of bum tattoos with the homemade gun. Yipee!
I saw a "smell" bomb on the street today. I remembered that I had one somewhere in the house. Here are the instructions on the back - really no joke:
1. Find object.
2. Break the small water bag inside the...
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I saw a "smell" bomb on the street today. I remembered that I had one somewhere in the house. Here are the instructions on the back - really no joke:
1. Find object.
2. Break the small water bag inside the...
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isetfires:
don't be jealous, I cut your name into my chest the moment you became my friend.
sakita:
what is a smell bomb?
im sorry im an idiot
but i dont know what that is.
how are you?
im sorry im an idiot
but i dont know what that is.
how are you?
damn I look good. It is all rainy and torrential out and I have been inside acting cosy with some coffee. I decided to stop walking around the house in a towel and I put on my undies with the tiger on the bum. I checked out my ass in the mirror and realized - holy shit! I look really fucking good. I look so...
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isetfires:
raining blood. there is no dana, only zuhl.
toiletooth:
time to prove it.
I spent the weekend with cigarettes. I slept curled up in an ashtray and chewed on filters every night before bed. I rubbed their burning embers into my eyes. I scraped off the soft pink tissue in my throat with fiberglass. On the bus ride home I could no longer speak because of the pain in my throat. I had secret thoughts about nice people...
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isetfires:
uummmmmmmmmmm tumors. the second toiletooth told me he folded i lit up.
toiletooth:
oops.
[Edited on Sep 17, 2003]
[Edited on Sep 17, 2003]
I'm tired.
I just ate a peach.
I have a picture to prove it.
Feel sorry for me because I just made a group of 7 year olds make a 3-d version of "Self Portrait with 7 fingers"
Feel really fucking bad.
Now eat a peach,
Bitch.
I just ate a peach.
I have a picture to prove it.
Feel sorry for me because I just made a group of 7 year olds make a 3-d version of "Self Portrait with 7 fingers"
Feel really fucking bad.
Now eat a peach,
Bitch.
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toiletooth:
shy is good. she but i'd be intimidated if i met you?
now i question.
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now i question.
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sakita:
i ate a nectarine, the peaches were behind them
i feel sorry for you
but i feel sorry for the kids too
if i were a kid i would have been like
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in fact
i will still say
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i am not an artistic artist.
i can paint mad pictures with words
but never with paint.
cant i eat a nectarine???
im not a bitch.
im a c word.
i feel sorry for you
but i feel sorry for the kids too
if i were a kid i would have been like
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in fact
i will still say
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i am not an artistic artist.
i can paint mad pictures with words
but never with paint.
cant i eat a nectarine???
im not a bitch.
im a c word.
There's that September newness thing coupled with a low level stomach flu in the last few days. It's making me sleepy and overwhelmed. I can't drive. I took a driving test a few months ago and I failed. The driving tester was a condescending fuck who pronounced my full name trippingly in 3 syllables every 2 minutes. He had one of those low pitying drawls...
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sakita:
hehe that made me giggle..even though i know its no laughing matter. the part about running down bicyclist.
that driver tester type thing sucks big ol donkey balls..so say up yours mister and drive like you mean it.
i havent driven for 3 almost 4 years, and i need to go through drivers ed to get a drivers liscense here, and i really miss driving.
hope you feel better, i have been feeling totally weird.
i have so much home work and i dont want to do it
who cares about word classes?
gah!!!
that driver tester type thing sucks big ol donkey balls..so say up yours mister and drive like you mean it.
i havent driven for 3 almost 4 years, and i need to go through drivers ed to get a drivers liscense here, and i really miss driving.
hope you feel better, i have been feeling totally weird.
i have so much home work and i dont want to do it
who cares about word classes?
gah!!!
_v_:
aww you are so sweet
thank you
i will reflect on how good it is to be me
thank you
i will reflect on how good it is to be me
i feel like i puked and ate it.
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_v_:
ewwwww
sakita:
gross
ive felt that way before
and oh yes thank you so much for the nice words
in the last journal entry made me all blushy.
anything interesting happening recently?
just school for me. its annoying to be in class and have people behind you talk about god knows what.
when do we get more pics???
have fun sweetie.
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ive felt that way before
and oh yes thank you so much for the nice words
in the last journal entry made me all blushy.
anything interesting happening recently?
just school for me. its annoying to be in class and have people behind you talk about god knows what.
when do we get more pics???
have fun sweetie.
[Edited on Sep 04, 2003]
Yeah, so I've been back for a while but I have been super lazy and boring and I have had absolutely nothing of interest to say. Today seems as good as any to reappear. So....I had a good time and I learned some interesting things during my travels. Here are a few:
FACT: Travelling during a blackout is difficult.
FICTION: Flight attendants are sexy.
FACT:Having...
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FICTION: Flight attendants are sexy.
FACT:Having...
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sakita:
hehe your fact and fiction list is sooo true
i always hate the stewards and stuff
they are always so smug...i actually heard them once say that americans had no taste in wines
and im sure i had some rude comment
they were british air line stewards
i was like stfu.
its even better to try to find places where no one has heard of the street youre trying to find.
like my school
have fun!!!! glad you had a good time.
i always hate the stewards and stuff
they are always so smug...i actually heard them once say that americans had no taste in wines
and im sure i had some rude comment
they were british air line stewards
i was like stfu.
its even better to try to find places where no one has heard of the street youre trying to find.
like my school
have fun!!!! glad you had a good time.
isetfires:
so many words......did you see any dead shit? like a dead soldier or cow or maybe an old drunk that nobody would bury. anywayz...good to have ya back.
I'm going to Ireland, but I'm leaving you this in my absence:
http://www.sportscardswholesale.com/ir55mowaplca.html
Collect them all!
have a lovely week.
http://www.sportscardswholesale.com/ir55mowaplca.html
Collect them all!
have a lovely week.
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isetfires:
you should go blow some shit up with the IRA. have fun or something.
codemonkeym:
Does your minky bite? 
