I got a spirograph set last weekend. Y'all should have one - they make you seem like a brilliant artist and a math genius. Plus it's fun to whip that thing around the gears with the crappy red pen they give you.
There are shapes, lines, ties and spaces all around me as this city gets colder. I'm so shy and tentative to negotiate them....
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There are shapes, lines, ties and spaces all around me as this city gets colder. I'm so shy and tentative to negotiate them....
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Yeah, so I started taking the pill a couple of months ago and it has effected several areas of my life. My boobs have become stupid, I have illogical pregnancy scares, and I have become obsessed with amputation. I do feel a bit bad for threatening to de-limb a few people - so I decided to make it up to you by uploading a picture...
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toiletooth:
i am growing more and more ready to cut my arms off. i would run at people and just nail them hard. that would be my way of fighting then.
"like the man with no arms, you can't hang!"
method man said that.
if you haven't read "geek love" you REALLY should. its got fuckloads to do with what you're talking about. very icky and amputee-ridden. it becomes a religion. read it!
and your new profile pic is just dreamy.
~tt.
"like the man with no arms, you can't hang!"
method man said that.
if you haven't read "geek love" you REALLY should. its got fuckloads to do with what you're talking about. very icky and amputee-ridden. it becomes a religion. read it!
and your new profile pic is just dreamy.
~tt.
kingskottie:
our boston is a nut. recently spayed... i 'm afraid she's gonna be stuck in puppy mode the rest of her dog life.
bostons are very cool... sweet loving dogs... just hard to house breal and total spazzes!
btw you are totally on my friends list as of NOW... boom! there!
[Edited on Oct 22, 2003 4:37AM]
bostons are very cool... sweet loving dogs... just hard to house breal and total spazzes!
btw you are totally on my friends list as of NOW... boom! there!
[Edited on Oct 22, 2003 4:37AM]
Did any of you watch Sesame Street - or did you go straight to surfing porn? My last journal entry was about an oft played cartoon on Sesame....oh whatever....
I'm reading about a mining accident in Scotland a long time ago. The braking mechanism on the cage elevator failed and 40 people dropped, like, 4000 feet. The miners were drilled in case of this emergency...
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I'm reading about a mining accident in Scotland a long time ago. The braking mechanism on the cage elevator failed and 40 people dropped, like, 4000 feet. The miners were drilled in case of this emergency...
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kingskottie:
scottish mining accidents are no fun..imagine the fear int he eyes of a man in kilt!?
boston terriers are the best... well... our boston is a nut.
boston terriers are the best... well... our boston is a nut.
isetfires:
i'm not sure what i did to invoke your limb stealing wrath but whatever it was i'm sure it was toiletooth's fault. he thinks it funny to mentally pair me up with anyone who refers to themselves as a non-drinker because i'm sober. not that you are sober but you made a comment about not drinking that sparked his intrest enough to make the comment. in the end i don't apologize for other people's actions, although i have been known to make people do things by taping a gun to their head. it is always a pleasure conversing with you.
isetfires
isetfires
a loaf a' bread
a quart a' milk
a stick a' buttah
a loaf a' bread
a quart a' milk
a stick a' buttah
a loaf a' milk
a stick a' bread
a quart a' buttah
a quart a' bread
a stick a' milk
a loaf a' buttah
a loaf a'
a loaf a'
a loaf a' what?
a quart a' milk
a stick a' buttah
a loaf a' bread
a quart a' milk
a stick a' buttah
a loaf a' milk
a stick a' bread
a quart a' buttah
a quart a' bread
a stick a' milk
a loaf a' buttah
a loaf a'
a loaf a'
a loaf a' what?
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_v_:
uh you are nuts
or just going to the grocery store
or just going to the grocery store
isetfires:
as long as the loaf is moist.
wet
not as in sexy
but as in I must enjoy riding my bike in the pouring rain because I seem to do it all the fucking time.
not as in sexy
but as in I must enjoy riding my bike in the pouring rain because I seem to do it all the fucking time.
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isetfires:
i'm the alternative to drunk.
toiletooth:
are you lonely? no one's writing you!
girl you know its TRUE ~
OOH OOH OOH~OOOOOOOHHHHHH.
make sure you don't forget milli vanilli.
girl you know its TRUE ~
OOH OOH OOH~OOOOOOOHHHHHH.
make sure you don't forget milli vanilli.
...the more a man, in his search for God, strips himself of his humanity, the more pathetically human he renders himself...
more pie please.
more pie please.
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dumpling:
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dumpling:
i'm a loser
Last night watched some big tooth mustache man tell everyone that sweatshops are good in Bangladesh because otherwise some of those teenage girls would have no choice but to be "prostitutes". Nearly choked on my chocolate covered almond. D says you can never underestimate how stupid someone is going to be. So should we all just saw off our skulls for soup bowls? Currently I...
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_v_:
bring those jobs back to america so i can have a job making bad GAP shirts that fall apart in three months
watching the results of recent elections and a new McDonald's commercial makes me want to puke there is so much evil in the world.
does the voting public have the collective brain the size of a pea? what the fuck is wrong with us?
repeat:
everyone who touches me must be beautiful.
does the voting public have the collective brain the size of a pea? what the fuck is wrong with us?
repeat:
everyone who touches me must be beautiful.
isetfires:
the majority of the voting public are walking sides of beef. one day aliens will land and start herding them into their giant ships which are actually giant mobile slaughter houses. until that day comes all we can do is capture the occasional straggler no one will miss and eat soup out of their head to gain the small amount of lifeforce they don't deserve to possess.
P.S. - Rwanda is great! if i don't like the way someone looks at me here i just murder them on the spot and no one cares. beautiful.
P.S. - Rwanda is great! if i don't like the way someone looks at me here i just murder them on the spot and no one cares. beautiful.
toiletooth:
i wish i knew what was going on, i never watch TV or listen to news or read the paper. i also walk away when other people talk about any of it. but when big things happen, i wish sometimes i was in the know.
I'm waiting for someone to bring me some bling bling. I've got projects. Unfinished projects - including a black canvas that everyone hates because I painted it with oils and now it is never going to dry - just shoot out it's black oiliness all over your nice clothes. I want some coffee poured down my throat. I want someone to take my calls. I...
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_v_:
i don't think my pictures are all that fancy, but i did get a degree in art with a focus on photography
that is how i made my way into film
i did alot of art dept work
now i am just some shmuck at a desk pulling my hair out
but thanks for thinkin my pictures are fancy
that is how i made my way into film
i did alot of art dept work
now i am just some shmuck at a desk pulling my hair out
but thanks for thinkin my pictures are fancy
toiletooth:
are you still in mpls?
would you ever have coffee with me and isetfires?
he would never ask, cos i'm the forward one. he's shy.
and i am not the one who is enamored by you either.
lets do it ,
i promise you'll have fun.
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would you ever have coffee with me and isetfires?
he would never ask, cos i'm the forward one. he's shy.
and i am not the one who is enamored by you either.
lets do it ,
i promise you'll have fun.
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....and I don't think I'm ever going back.
ween has a new album called Quebec. If you've ever listened to ween and you've ever lived in Quebec - you'll know why this is perfect and you'll feel bad for yourself and everyone else who knows what the fuck i'm talking about.
ween has a new album called Quebec. If you've ever listened to ween and you've ever lived in Quebec - you'll know why this is perfect and you'll feel bad for yourself and everyone else who knows what the fuck i'm talking about.
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isetfires:
get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
if i pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after i fuck her she'll get up and sing
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if i don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
ain't got no girl cuz i haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
patty was nice she was pale and cute
but i threw her away like an old piece of fruit
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon me eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
got ooze in me pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but i ain't dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when patty starts cryin' this is what i said
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon me eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
if i pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after i fuck her she'll get up and sing
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
down to the pub for a two shilling ale
the bread on the counter is going stale
if i don't get some fresh bread soon
gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
ain't got no girl cuz i haven't the time
got too many other things on me mind
patty was nice she was pale and cute
but i threw her away like an old piece of fruit
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon me eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
got ooze in me pores my feet are all wet
got mold in my ears but i ain't dead yet
got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
when patty starts cryin' this is what i said
aye aye aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon me eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
toiletooth:
baby, i'll keep talking to even your corpse.
tanks fer le testimonial, sweetie.
hope all your mpls days are nice and secretly hidden away from me and isetfires. we would all have much 2 much fun....
if that aint reverse psychology, i don't really believe in gnomes.
tanks fer le testimonial, sweetie.
hope all your mpls days are nice and secretly hidden away from me and isetfires. we would all have much 2 much fun....
if that aint reverse psychology, i don't really believe in gnomes.
i was horrible
i drew too fast the thing moved out of the big circle thing
plus i didnt have the patience to do much of anything artsy
i even failed art classes. even though i thought i did great!
so whats up for this weekend?
i rented movies wednesday and watched them all already
hero, ok i didnt watch that
punch drunk love ..i really liked it
white oleander.... i dunno the book was better i think
we are getting new furniture so today will be used to redecorating stuff. MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO!!! seriously
i love to do it. i do it about once a month in certain rooms.
and ive decided even though i have a serious relationship with my boyfriend, that i so want to do the dirty with someone close to him. (we have an open relationship...theoretically, since we've never felt the need to go outside of it) someone really really close to him. like related to him. the sexual tension between the two of us is so thick you could cut it, eat it like a piece of pie, and while you were doing this, the hole would be filled up with regenerated lust.
hehehe
have fun
PEOPLE SHOULD EAT MORE FACES