I got needles in my stomach on Monday. He told me he would be back in 15 minutes and I watched the clock because I could feel the needles when I inhaled. He came back in 30 minutes and I became really really hungry. Afterwards I noticed that the incense made my hair smell like pot and my foot was bleeding a bit. I have...
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isetfires:
u fuckin' rule. i love shit and puke stories, they really make my day. you know that story of the little boy with the fart.....that was me. keep em' commin. 
thecowboy:
mmmmmm..butts.
The last time I had a snow day was in March 2003. I cleaned the house, shopped and got the computer fixed. Tuesday I got the glorious 6:45am phone call and I proceeded to make myself snacks all day long. I was interrupted once because I remembered that I have been having searing tummy aches for the past two months and I tried meekly to...
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isetfires:
update fucker! i'm sick, stuck at home and in need of things to comment on, so hurry your sorry ass up and tell me things ( lies will do if you have nothing else). tell me about how 1 of the kids you work with ate copious amounts of cookie dough until he threw-up on your brand new gloves and you had to wipe them off on a tree because you were on a field trip and there were no paper products available. bllllahlhalhalbbbbllalllhhhh. baby made a mess. sorry, i can't help it.
green tea or green tea ice cream?
green tea or green tea ice cream?
robscarlett:
crust rhinos on my dishes 
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grendel_kin:
never mind that wacky Juliana.....she becomes soooo possessive at times. all three of us understand that you are falling for me fast....after all, i wrote you a play. she just posts alot because she can type fast, has a superior wit and is uber-cute. yeah, i totally win that one.
...and yes, there are givens in this life. the more mundane aspects of life and their outcome do not concern me so much...it is the struggle for artistry in the actions we take. a certain elegance in life born of ......i don't know. if i knew i would not be so uncertain.
keats likey you....perhaps you've read his "ode to minky". very hot.
...and yes, there are givens in this life. the more mundane aspects of life and their outcome do not concern me so much...it is the struggle for artistry in the actions we take. a certain elegance in life born of ......i don't know. if i knew i would not be so uncertain.
keats likey you....perhaps you've read his "ode to minky". very hot.
sakita:
how are you????
There's a strange little biosphere under my couch cushions. It must be a delicate ecosystem because I am kinda scared to bring the aptly named Shark vacuum to the rescue. How can there be so much stuff under there? I can't feel it on my bum when I sit down.
Tonight will be spent with the most boring man in the world and his boyfriend....
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Tonight will be spent with the most boring man in the world and his boyfriend....
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sakita:
ugh!!!!!
i have sooo missed talking with ya
but ive been a busy beaver
and sick as hell
my voice now sounds robotic.
and it hurts to breathe, and cough, and waaah
but my throat hurts so bad i was in tears earlier!
i have sooo missed talking with ya
but ive been a busy beaver
and sick as hell
my voice now sounds robotic.
and it hurts to breathe, and cough, and waaah
but my throat hurts so bad i was in tears earlier!
robscarlett:
Minky Minky Bo Binky Banana Fanana Fo Finky Me My Mo Minky...Minky. 
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isetfires:
ladies and gentlemen..................the Ice Queen cometh.
nice coat fukface. how many innocent sheep were killed to make the lining?
he's frowning because it's freezing. he's blue because someone just threw a bucket of liquid nitrogen on him. frio.
nice coat fukface. how many innocent sheep were killed to make the lining?
he's frowning because it's freezing. he's blue because someone just threw a bucket of liquid nitrogen on him. frio.
codemonkeym:
Looks very dark, too! Here it's very dork! 
Full moon Birthday is over.
I have many things made in China. My favorite is a poster of Norman Bethune having a chat with Chairman Mao over a cup of tea. You can see it in the background of my profile picture.
You got any special things from China?
I have many things made in China. My favorite is a poster of Norman Bethune having a chat with Chairman Mao over a cup of tea. You can see it in the background of my profile picture.
You got any special things from China?
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trilobyte:
I'm glad you found it entertaining. I think the show itself would be even funnier, mind you they'd have to edit out all the times we'd be laughing our asses off...
I dunno, I thought the movie was worthwhile...
Thanks
love and murder,
I dunno, I thought the movie was worthwhile...
Thanks
love and murder,
tiamat:
nope. but my best friend has a Mao alarm clock
but my best friend has a Mao alarm clock
I spent the last few days up north stuffing my face and shitting rivers.
New Years was a bit surreal. My friend left for a party and d and I stayed with her parents in their farmhouse. The neighbours came over to watch the bonfire we made and the drunk guy kept asking me in front of his wife and grounded grand daughter if I...
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New Years was a bit surreal. My friend left for a party and d and I stayed with her parents in their farmhouse. The neighbours came over to watch the bonfire we made and the drunk guy kept asking me in front of his wife and grounded grand daughter if I...
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sakita:
shit pomme frite
i forgot your birthday!!!!
happy birthday sweetiepie
hope you had a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
many hugs and warm thoughts!
ellie
i forgot your birthday!!!!
happy birthday sweetiepie
hope you had a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
many hugs and warm thoughts!
ellie
amplexus23:
well, aren't hermits, by definition, alone? that only leaves onanism, which ain't really sex...in my book
Making cookies: check
Making presents: check
Making nice: ummm, yeah sure.
Outside my front door there are two wooden chairs and a burgundy dresser. The dresser showed up one night without explanation. I would like to be a good person who organizes their paper recycling, but I don't and it sits crumpled in various boxes beside the mysterious dresser. This year's pumpkin commited suicide onto...
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Making presents: check
Making nice: ummm, yeah sure.
Outside my front door there are two wooden chairs and a burgundy dresser. The dresser showed up one night without explanation. I would like to be a good person who organizes their paper recycling, but I don't and it sits crumpled in various boxes beside the mysterious dresser. This year's pumpkin commited suicide onto...
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kingskottie:
bootyless sux...(well...that's the problem eh? no suck....) but i'm dealing...i'm like that episode of seinfeld where george has NO SEX and gets smarter.... sex makes me dumb.
kingskottie:
"prudish"? loser! the lack of makes you deny the need?...
the lack of for me kicks the libido higher...it's so disgusting how horny i can get... i feel almost ape like in my instinct.
heh...
the lack of for me kicks the libido higher...it's so disgusting how horny i can get... i feel almost ape like in my instinct.
heh...
My friend F. used to date this really interesting lady. She made all kinds of amazing art and then she took off to LA and left him with a bunch of her stuff. He's now dating another interesting lady who asked him to clear out the other girl's stuff.
That's how I ended up with the two dead rat bodies and my sweet lil' hair...
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That's how I ended up with the two dead rat bodies and my sweet lil' hair...
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isetfires:
i think the hair doll and the rats have some kind of connection. i see the hair doll as some sort of leader, possibly sending bitey and dry boy on missions of which we have no grasp. important missions. deadly missions. hide your socks.
kill the body and the head will die.
i hope you got some good shit. i did.
kill the body and the head will die.
i hope you got some good shit. i did.
vutek:
things we like about hermann zapf:
+he taught himself calligraphy by studying the writings and illustrations of rudolf koch and edward johnston
+he designed the fonts melior, palatino, and optima: one of the best fonts ever, especially when it is really large or even in 3-D, so you can see the tapered stems.
+he makes incredibly beautiful items.
+the tribute to him was called "Zapfest".
+Zapf is a bookstore in the Crying of Lot 49.
+He is married to an adorable calligrapher and type designer: Gudrun Zapf von Hesse.
+he has aged amazingly well.
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+he taught himself calligraphy by studying the writings and illustrations of rudolf koch and edward johnston
+he designed the fonts melior, palatino, and optima: one of the best fonts ever, especially when it is really large or even in 3-D, so you can see the tapered stems.
+he makes incredibly beautiful items.
+the tribute to him was called "Zapfest".
+Zapf is a bookstore in the Crying of Lot 49.
+He is married to an adorable calligrapher and type designer: Gudrun Zapf von Hesse.
+he has aged amazingly well.
[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 9:49PM]
I used to live on the top floor of a small house in the west end. We had a tiny front yard filled with various fungal species and a plum tree. The back yard had a healthy grape vine. A week after we moved in, our neighbour came and took all of our grapes. He offered us a small bowl and hazily promised some of...
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isetfires:
update your journal fucker! it sounded like you enjoyed that last cartoon so heres another.
kingskottie:
happy xmas sweet minky!
XOXO
sandwich islands? hmmmm sandwiches!
XOXO
sandwich islands? hmmmm sandwiches!