dumpling

I got needles in my stomach on Monday. He told me he would be back in 15 minutes and I watched the clock because I could feel the needles when I inhaled. He came back in 30 minutes and I became really really hungry. Afterwards I noticed that the incense made my hair smell like pot and my foot was bleeding a bit. I have a damp constitution, not a hot firey one - which shouldn't surprise any of you.

I was on television at 8am this morning doing partner yoga with d. d was incredible. My feet got sweaty and my cheeks looked kinda sunken.

I used my massage gift certificate that I got from work today. The woman told me that my bum muscles were really really tight. That shouldn't surprise any of you either.

I love myself and all ... but having a body can be a humiliating experience.