There's a strange little biosphere under my couch cushions. It must be a delicate ecosystem because I am kinda scared to bring the aptly named Shark vacuum to the rescue. How can there be so much stuff under there? I can't feel it on my bum when I sit down.
Tonight will be spent with the most boring man in the world and his boyfriend. Last winter d went to India with boring man's boyfriend for 5 months. Riding back home from the airport where we dropped them off, boring man and I struggled through an intensely dull conversation. Before we arrived at my house, boring man said to me, "I think this will make us closer friends and we can spend more time together." I walked into my house, I went straight to my bedroom, I shut the door, sat on my bed and cried. Dolly Parton licked the snot off my upper lip.
My life is a strange and delicate ecosystem.
Tonight will be spent with the most boring man in the world and his boyfriend. Last winter d went to India with boring man's boyfriend for 5 months. Riding back home from the airport where we dropped them off, boring man and I struggled through an intensely dull conversation. Before we arrived at my house, boring man said to me, "I think this will make us closer friends and we can spend more time together." I walked into my house, I went straight to my bedroom, I shut the door, sat on my bed and cried. Dolly Parton licked the snot off my upper lip.
My life is a strange and delicate ecosystem.
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i have sooo missed talking with ya
but ive been a busy beaver
and sick as hell
my voice now sounds robotic.
and it hurts to breathe, and cough, and waaah
but my throat hurts so bad i was in tears earlier!