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Pitcairn

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Wednesday Oct 29, 2003

Oct 29, 2003
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There was a man at a party that I had not seen in 5 years. Five years ago he told a bunch of people that we slept together and that I was obsessed with him. But we didn't and I wasn't and it made me really itchy mad. I knew the next time I saw him - I was going to rip his face off and humilate him in front of a large group of people. I had planned my revenge to fit different wonderful scenarios: a chance encounter at a restaurant, with adoring friends at a bar, on the street late at night. I had talked this whole thing through with myself.
So, unexpectedly he walks in to the party - avoids me briefly and then does the whole Montreal kissy thing which is supposed to be European but it's not. He tells me that I look exactly the same and I take a deep breath and say, "oh." Then I look away. And the night goes on, like most nights. At one point I have to pass out pink cupcakes to everyone that I have made for the host and I give one to him as well. As I passed to go to the bathroom, I heard him whining about his paper cup and I said, "Oh, maybe the CUP doesn't like you."
And that's it.
Then I walked home by myself through Parkdale in the rain. I went over all the mean things I was going to say to him when I saw him again. When I got home I was wet and all filled up with vehemence. I couldn't get to sleep.
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oldschool:
shoulda put some visine in his cup=mad shits and ha ha
Oct 30, 2003
kingskottie:
you did the right thing...however it sure would have been fun to light his pants of fire....(like in 'liar liar....')

anyway... happy halloween to you! what are you going as?

i'm going as what i do everyday...the tortured punk genius! EL SUICIDO LOCO
Oct 30, 2003

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