Miss your energy
Lying tangent to your curves
Loving you always
TASHA
Your stunning beauty
Heavenly, none are worthy
I submit to thee
PERV
Penile Tumescence
Spontaneous Erection
*Sigh* *Unzip* *Fap, Fap*
STRANDED ON HOLIDAY
Happy Holidays
There will be no bus service
You should start walking
I KNOW ME BETTER THAN I KNOW MYSELF
A great charlatan
Lily-livered flimflammer
Trickster incarnate