LOL I like that "answer phone" is on your list. That DOES sound like the kind of list I'd write out for Neo. I've written "Eat some Lunch" on his list before. Ha.
(And I know he "listens" about as well as you do.)
Smash pig is coming along quite nicely hun!
How's things on the creepy neighbor front? I'm hoping things are at least a little better with crazy guy and his rabbid dogs!