duckmustard

Trying to get published is hard.

Before Friday night, I hadn't drank or even gotten high in 6 months. I had been completely clean for half a year.

Friday night, I took 2 and a half bars of xanies, drank a 40, and apprently got high, though I don't remember doing that.

Weird.

I haven't had sex or cuddled in 5 whole days

I hadn't worked for a couple of weeks, I was pretty bummed from what had happened. Today, I got bored and decided to work for a while. I played cash games, no tourneys. Today's winnings: $558.48

That pays my rent, groceries, and all my bills for an entire month.

Next time I bitch about my job, I sure hope someone bitch slaps some sense/perspective into...
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Valentine's Day.

Meh.

I always envisioned myself getting married early. I've basically been an indepedent adult since the age of 12. I could get married tomorrow, if the right person were involved.

I had been looking for engagement rings about a year ago for Liz. I had a beauty picked out. I don't believe in diamonds and rings and all that too much, but as...
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I love to cuddle.

The worst night I've had in many months.

I was working. There was a free tournament, I had to spend all my bonus points, but whatever. I don't use them for anything anyways. Well, there were 461 entrants, and I am in the final 2. I have been playing perfect poker, and I was the chip leader. I hit trip 6's on a hand, and...
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So the Simpsons came on the TV just now, and after about 8 minutes, I want to throw up. Yeah, I know it stopped being good about 6 years ago, but Jesus Catdazzling Christ this is horrible. I mean, this is the post-Superbowl spot, you would think they would put an AMAZING episode together for the tens of millions of viewers. What. The. Fuck. This...
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Damn. These girls are beautiful. Seriously. I have now had the pleasure of viewing about 3/4 of them, I still have a ways to go though. I've bookmarked dozens, and selecting 5 favorites to put at the top of this page seems impossible.