duckmustard

I hate the midwest.

I need to get out.

Almost every time I leave a comment, double posting occurs.

Annoying.

Why did I cut my dreads off?

Damnit.

I want some cuddles.

So what's so wrong with wanting to pee on someone?

All I ask is for a girl to let me pee on her. Is that too much to ask? I'm not going to find it erotic, I'm not going to get off on it, I just want to know what it is like to pee on another human being. Damn, people are so uptight.

830 bucks in an hour and 5 minutes of working this morning.

Not a bad way to come back after a 5 day vacation. Not a bad way at all.

I told my parents this weekend that I'm going to be a professional poker player the rest of my life. Even though I am getting my degree, I will not use it. What is 2...
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The UPS guy and I had a really, really awkward exchange yesterday. I see him about 3 times a week, because I'm always ordering crap. Anyways, he comes early in the morning and I'm usually just crawling out of bed, so I have on my little grey shorts and a sleeveless tshirt. Well, I had on my Kurt Cobain one yesterday, and as soon as...
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I haven't had any cuddles for 30 days.

I haven't gone a month without cuddles for over a year.

Wow, what a shitty 3 days.

Somehow, I hit a wave of frozen cards unlike any other and went down 1250. Now, I can count the number of times I have lost money in a day on 2 hands, so 1250 is pretty insane. I spent the last 2 days working my ass off to make that money back, and I finally have. I couldn't...
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I've become what I use to hate the most: a consumer.

I used to buy EVERYTHING on sale. That is, when I actually bought something, which didn't happen often. I always believed happiness and possessions had nothing to do with each other. I still feel that way, but I find myself buying stuff almost every day. This week, I wil be likely receiving something in...
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Trying to get published is hard.

Before Friday night, I hadn't drank or even gotten high in 6 months. I had been completely clean for half a year.

Friday night, I took 2 and a half bars of xanies, drank a 40, and apprently got high, though I don't remember doing that.

Weird.