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Another joke:
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As the end of the year rolls around, a kindergarten teacher starts getting presents from the children in her class.

First, a little girl whose father owns the meat shop in town hands her a box.

The teacher shakes it and says, I bet its some beef jerky.

It is! the girl cries.

Then a little boy whose father owns a local candy store hands her a box.

The teacher shakes it and says, I bet this is some candy.

Yes, it is! the boy squeals.

Finally, a boy whose dad owns a liquor store comes forward. As the teacher takes the present, she notices its leaking.

After tasting a drop from the box, she says, I bet its white wine.

No, the little boy says.

So the teacher puts a few more drops into her mouth. Its champagne, right? she says.

Nope! the little boy cries, happy that he has fooled his teacher.

I give up, she says. What is it?

The little boy shouts, Its a puppy!
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My day was spent at the store....and removing my last truckload of junk from my old house. Will miss the place, as I had it built especially to suit me. Divorces suck....majorly!

opens another fifth of whiskey to erase the day.