Todays joke:
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how there lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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In other news....I put out a request to adopt the lovely Morgan today.
She
seems very intelligent, and is absolutely adorable!
Business at the store was good today, finally!
Hope y'all have enjoyable weekends!
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how there lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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In other news....I put out a request to adopt the lovely Morgan today.
She
seems very intelligent, and is absolutely adorable!
Business at the store was good today, finally!
Hope y'all have enjoyable weekends!
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freyja__:
poor cucumber.
varangian:
Cool, so everything you need to adopt a SG is filling out an application, a Playstation 2 and a computer? Yay!