Wow, talk about the epitome of redneckness in Wal-Mart. I was there earlier today, i live in a small town and Wal-mart is basically all there is, and was picking up some steak. They also have a tank for lobster, and I observed two teenage rednecks totally enthralled by the actions of the lobsters. They seemed to think it was the funniest thing in the world and all I could think was, "What fucking retards."
Where the heck is Shallotte, anyhow?