ok, it's been a while since i've written. i've been spending time on other ppl's journals, and the groups/boards...
anyway, this wedding...yeah, there was some serious financial backing on that there event--and i mean $eriou$. i didn't know the bride or the groom, though, since i was the rent-a-date* and all...
ok,now get this: the bride's family knew all the local (chicago) asian news anchor-women! yeah, it was pretty funny to see them in person out on the dance floor. and one channel 7 anchor in particular--who shall remain nameless--looked like a straight up alien to me! now, i'm not too hot on asian women to begin with, but i started to fear that i would be abducted by the end of the night--I SWEAR!!
*rent-a-date: yeah, my friend jasmine and i always joke about starting the indie rock escort service with her as da mama pimpstress. ah, if i could spend the rest of my life pleasuring many hot hot hipster girls, i would be one happy kitty!

anyway, this wedding...yeah, there was some serious financial backing on that there event--and i mean $eriou$. i didn't know the bride or the groom, though, since i was the rent-a-date* and all...

*rent-a-date: yeah, my friend jasmine and i always joke about starting the indie rock escort service with her as da mama pimpstress. ah, if i could spend the rest of my life pleasuring many hot hot hipster girls, i would be one happy kitty!

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
shicawgo:
i was lookin for you last night.............did you really lose on star search?
pretty_kitty:
bye bye xx x x x im look at the bord now


