Tuesday Jul 05, 2005

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So I went to the doctors today and it doesn't look good. He said I have this sickness that is unfortunately very common. It infects many people everyday. But there is hope. It can be cured. He said I have Dumbfuckalitas. It's when you speak before you think. I have shown symtoms of this for many years but I never thought it could happen to me. The doc said the first step to recovery is to say "Ashlee I'm sorry for being a dumb fuck." The second step is to put more effort into not being a dumb fuck. The second step is gonna take some time. I should probably start working on it now.
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xevilxashleyx:
Good day, kind Sir. Were you aware that there is an "Edit" option on your comments? It's there so that when a mistake is made (say, perhaps you've typed 'say' instead of 'day') you can just click the word "Edit" (located just after the word "Link," which is just after the date and time...which is just after your name) and fix your mistakes without having to post another comment. Simple, really...

Hope that cleared things up a bit for you, after all I'm here to serve.

Oh, and by the way: Fuck you.

Have a lovely day! kiss

[PS: putting "ain't" and "no" next to each other in a sentence - a double negative - makes it a positive. So you really said that Weebl is Foamy, and I assure you, Sir, that he is not. ]


[Edited on Jul 28, 2005 10:13AM]
xevilxashleyx:
Why do we have to keep reminding you to update this thing? It should be old hat by now! confused

Also, you have this labeled as "not funny" but...it made me laugh, so you must be incorrect. However, this also made me laugh, and it's got nothing to do with you...


[Edited on Jul 29, 2005 8:17PM]

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