Okay probably two dudes (edit: and Lavender) did read my last blog about the DSB bank. I was right, bankruptcy. I do have a great plan it's really cool as fuck. The bank is not worth a fuck anymore. So probably I can buy this shitty bank.
I don't have to invest muchos, I do like the red colours, it's a cool colour to whore yourself out. DSB bank does need a slight name change. DSB renaming into DFB (Dirty Fucking Bitch - bank) isn't that difficult.
DSB was always cheating on dumb asses, those dudes who sign each contract and always start to whine when they realize they are 100% FUCKED!!!!!! (And it's never their own fault).
I don't wanna make easy money. Thats not my fucking style dudes. I found out that the most clever people on this planet are suicidegirls, hopefuls and of course SG Members. (thats not made up, cus I investigate this and dudes do write it in their own blogs)
Basicly nothing can go wrong if you have clever dudes as your customers.
It's cool as fuck! No boring bullshit anymore like "interest rate spread and ratio front", at the DFB bank it is "interest rate spread-ur-legs and ratio cunt". I can offer suicidegirls, hopefuls and SG Members cool pink loans or (sub)prime pink mortgages.
Most banks refuse to give loans for boob jobs, I really can't give a shit. As long as dudes pay the bill each month I really can't be arsed.
Probably Sean does like this plan too, maybe he can offer new suicidegirls a bank account at the Dirty Fucking Bitch bank. I will take care of the $ 500 ( a guaranteed rate of 3.20% AER for 2 months from account opening (3.16% gross p.a.). After 2 months the rate will revert to variable pink rate). I think this plan is genius cus having a trustworthy businesspartner like SG hooking up with a business chick like me means double TRUST and extremely reliable.
I'm coming back on this idea later.
Relax, DFB is in control, watch the dot, pay off your debts, obey my demands, trust my dog, shut your eyes...eyes..eyes
And a fucking new logo, slightly different but genius!
I don't have to invest muchos, I do like the red colours, it's a cool colour to whore yourself out. DSB bank does need a slight name change. DSB renaming into DFB (Dirty Fucking Bitch - bank) isn't that difficult.
DSB was always cheating on dumb asses, those dudes who sign each contract and always start to whine when they realize they are 100% FUCKED!!!!!! (And it's never their own fault).
I don't wanna make easy money. Thats not my fucking style dudes. I found out that the most clever people on this planet are suicidegirls, hopefuls and of course SG Members. (thats not made up, cus I investigate this and dudes do write it in their own blogs)
Basicly nothing can go wrong if you have clever dudes as your customers.
It's cool as fuck! No boring bullshit anymore like "interest rate spread and ratio front", at the DFB bank it is "interest rate spread-ur-legs and ratio cunt". I can offer suicidegirls, hopefuls and SG Members cool pink loans or (sub)prime pink mortgages.
Most banks refuse to give loans for boob jobs, I really can't give a shit. As long as dudes pay the bill each month I really can't be arsed.
Probably Sean does like this plan too, maybe he can offer new suicidegirls a bank account at the Dirty Fucking Bitch bank. I will take care of the $ 500 ( a guaranteed rate of 3.20% AER for 2 months from account opening (3.16% gross p.a.). After 2 months the rate will revert to variable pink rate). I think this plan is genius cus having a trustworthy businesspartner like SG hooking up with a business chick like me means double TRUST and extremely reliable.
I'm coming back on this idea later.
Relax, DFB is in control, watch the dot, pay off your debts, obey my demands, trust my dog, shut your eyes...eyes..eyes
And a fucking new logo, slightly different but genius!
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Ja, ik heb een leuke vent, hij werkt als schipper op een rondvaartboot in Amsterdam, daar heb ik hem ook leren kennen. Baantje wat ik 6 maanden heb volgehouden, toen werd ik eruit geflikkerd omdat ik mijn bek opentrok als dingen me niet bevielen, konden ze niet zo goed tegen geloof ik. Maargoed, nu gooien ze alle goeie mensen eruit dus ik ben blij dat ik weg ben, ook al was het altijd wel gezellig. De mensen die ik nog wil zien die zich ik toch wel. Toch blijft Amsterdam een leuke stad, maar zou er ook niet mijn hele leven willen blijven. Maar ik ben ook opgegroeid in de grote stad, dus als het stil is om me heen kan ik niet zo goed slapen.
Zou wel tof zijn, als je de DSB zou kopen, kan ik een hypotheek bij je regelen en kan ik een huisje met een tuin kopen (en een zolder zodat ik lekker verder kan met foto's maken en een eigen studiootje heb).
xxx