It's about 3AM
So I've become a Yelp addict. Suddenly naked girls are taking a back seat to reviewing all the places (good and bad) I've been. I feel like this is a defect but at the same time it's liberating. Now I'm drinking iced tea and eating Cool Ranch Doritos. Why because of the large amount of drinks bought for me tonight. This is the life, all I need is some sort of massage and life might be perfect.
So I've become a Yelp addict. Suddenly naked girls are taking a back seat to reviewing all the places (good and bad) I've been. I feel like this is a defect but at the same time it's liberating. Now I'm drinking iced tea and eating Cool Ranch Doritos. Why because of the large amount of drinks bought for me tonight. This is the life, all I need is some sort of massage and life might be perfect.
and appearently they were beating the hell out of each other....so they say.....
mmm iced tea and cool ranch doritos- my kinda man!!