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your sister called... she left a message on your mobile. she is pretending to be a brit at the moment. she doesn't know why. she is quite saddened to have missed your call. she is speaking in the third person. perhaps she is the queen! that would explain it. we don't know why you can't juggle both sides at once - that must be a plague of the lower classes. we say, let them eat cake! and pussy! and cock should they desire it! indeed. we thought it was tuesday. the "royal" we, that is.

wow, trying to stay consistent in that way sucks ass. seriously, i have no idea what the days are. i just get up, put on eyeliner after brushing the teeth... think about you when i shower and lotion myself... that's it. my head is quite gone. it's all a ball of fuzz and i feel cut off from everything and exceedingly afraid of going into the kitchen for some reason. i make no sense sometimes. i managed to make myself a sandwich, but i grabbed everything and took it to the living room to assemble it. i might crack. i miss you. if today is wednesday then tomorrow is thursday and so if the phone rings early i better answer it. yup. i'll do that. please don't be angry with me. pretty please? please.

I ain't got no garage! Damn.

what noose has got you? who fashioned it? where does this scream come from?

you can always do like the brits and use your middle and forefinger... piss off!

p.s. the andy warhol set is from the sixth! :o) i'm in the clear!!!

Hey, give me a call. I'll be here. I didn't learn Harley for a while, but I learned Beer by the time I could walk. You don't even want to hear my diaper stories! Yay for no exton!!! And especially yay for a good doctor. :o) Please call me. I miss you too.

You'll have to talk with me sometime if we're ever going to meet. I know you're busy. It's ok. I still miss you though.

Please post more photos soon - And tales of what you probably think are mundane, day-to-day living kinds of things. I didn't even get the whole ear piercing story.... That was mostly my fault.

You got your dream. I smile.

Congratulations!

It's all worth it in the end.... Right?

I am very glad you are still alive and particularly happy that your dreams are coming true.

i guess you went to bed.