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Here's the top ten responses I get when I Google "myname likes..."
1. DKS likes to eat frozen peas in her row boat
WTF?
2. DKS likes to flip
Yeah, okay, I used to be a gymnast.
3. DKS likes to kill plastic ponies.
...
4. DKS likes tophats.
Classic accessory.
5. DKS likes what she sees.
6. DKS likes woofy.
I'm afraid...
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Here's the top ten responses I get when I Google "myname likes..."
1. DKS likes to eat frozen peas in her row boat
WTF?
2. DKS likes to flip
Yeah, okay, I used to be a gymnast.
3. DKS likes to kill plastic ponies.
...
4. DKS likes tophats.
Classic accessory.
5. DKS likes what she sees.
6. DKS likes woofy.
I'm afraid...
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I've got my morning coffee, again (and creamer!).
I'm trying to figure out what a "disappointed queeb sound" actually sounds like... (Read the review, it is teh awesome, the comments are the best part though).
I never acquired a taste for romance novels. Also not sure why they call them "romance" novels because they seem a bit less romantic and a little more...
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I'm trying to figure out what a "disappointed queeb sound" actually sounds like... (Read the review, it is teh awesome, the comments are the best part though).
I never acquired a taste for romance novels. Also not sure why they call them "romance" novels because they seem a bit less romantic and a little more...
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Welcome to my imagination.
I'm on Relaxation Massage Island where all the massage therapists are heterosexual males and give the best full body massages... And don't expect me to give oral in return. Oh, and there's ferry that'll take me over to Chocolate Island when I'm tired of being pampered.
That would be sweeeet. What's your imagination island?
I'm on Relaxation Massage Island where all the massage therapists are heterosexual males and give the best full body massages... And don't expect me to give oral in return. Oh, and there's ferry that'll take me over to Chocolate Island when I'm tired of being pampered.
That would be sweeeet. What's your imagination island?
kingskottie:
YO GA!
onenerdykid:
My imagination island involves the following:
-giving full body massages, followed by giving oral
-drinking Jagermeister out of a fancy martini glass
-breaking out into a Top Gun style volleyball game on the beach against Marisa Miller and her friends
-back to the first part.
There's probably more I can come up with, but not at this hour, on a Wednesday night. Good thoughts though, fer shure
-giving full body massages, followed by giving oral
-drinking Jagermeister out of a fancy martini glass
-breaking out into a Top Gun style volleyball game on the beach against Marisa Miller and her friends
-back to the first part.
There's probably more I can come up with, but not at this hour, on a Wednesday night. Good thoughts though, fer shure
korbendallas:
Dear lord.
Morning coffee.
It tastes a little "meh" today because I ran out creamer yesterday. And I don't make my own creamer...
I'm a vendor at a monthly, local market (coming up this Saturday). Last month went really well and I planned to do even better... Until my supplier crapped out on me. I'm an indie yarn dyer, but I dont spin the yarns I sell,...
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It tastes a little "meh" today because I ran out creamer yesterday. And I don't make my own creamer...
I'm a vendor at a monthly, local market (coming up this Saturday). Last month went really well and I planned to do even better... Until my supplier crapped out on me. I'm an indie yarn dyer, but I dont spin the yarns I sell,...
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bud249:
im having some coffee myself, im ready to bounce out to work!
Who wants to see my boobies?
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padre:
You still taking count? Count me in 
jardy:
are they nice ones?
Blog post fail.