I'm starting Krav Maga classes/lessons/whathaveyou next Thursday. I'm so uber excited, because pent up aggression - I haz it. That and sparring is good times!
I love this guy's videos:
I love this guy's videos:
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Clitter!
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onenerdykid:
hahah YAYbia! that's awesome. I want to see the vid for the Cock Lights.
onenerdykid:
I just posted pics of my new tattoo from the day I got it done. It's super red and puffy, but I just to post SOMETHING!! haha
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bud249:
here is a pic for u! i went to RANCIDS first ever CD release party in berkeley! u always seem to win points with me! 
onenerdykid:
I'm gonna try to post some extreme pics later this week. It's a bit peely and my skin hasn't fully cleared up yet. Should be fine by Friday. And any time you'd like to take off more clothes, I'm here for support 
My sister asked me to knit her a shurg (think mini-cardigan) a while back. Usually, I charge about $300 for that sort of thing, but I told her to buy the yarn and I would knit it... I have no idea why I said that. I've been working on this thing forever. Now I know better - stop being nice, DKS, seriously.
bud249:
i need u to knit me a new cape! lol!
bud249:
i would love a penis cozy! make it a budweiser one! 
The past two days have been amazing, I tell you.
Jeep Dealership and Repair shop #1: "You're rear brakes are shot (stuck open, not even working), as well as the front, all rotors, all calipers, and parking brake." - $900
Repair shop #2 - "You're front rotors are perfect, rear brakes work, but need replacing and new rotors." - $700 (but there are rebates involved...
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Jeep Dealership and Repair shop #1: "You're rear brakes are shot (stuck open, not even working), as well as the front, all rotors, all calipers, and parking brake." - $900
Repair shop #2 - "You're front rotors are perfect, rear brakes work, but need replacing and new rotors." - $700 (but there are rebates involved...
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Yesterday I...
Replanted my lavender (so they won't die).
Bought some photo lighting so for SG sets.
Spent three hours at the Jeep dealership getting the fucking run around...
It's like talking to a politician over there. You ask a question and get a lot of bullshit and half an answer. "Is my Jeep safe to drive home?"
"Well, I can't really say yes or...
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Replanted my lavender (so they won't die).
Bought some photo lighting so for SG sets.
Spent three hours at the Jeep dealership getting the fucking run around...
It's like talking to a politician over there. You ask a question and get a lot of bullshit and half an answer. "Is my Jeep safe to drive home?"
"Well, I can't really say yes or...
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bud249:
wow, sounds like u had some fun!
onenerdykid:
well, if you have a "trail rated jeep" it should probably be fine if you drive it through the dealership's main entrance... especially if your brakes couldn't have stopped you properly enough 
sorry they were being such fuckers.
sorry they were being such fuckers.Yummy coffee... But this new vanilla chai creamer kind of sucks monkey balls (why did I buy the super size?!).
I had a dream that I was shot in the back. As I was laying face down on the ground, the shooter put the gun to the back of my neck and fired. Strangest dream ever, because I actually felt it. Then I died and...
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I had a dream that I was shot in the back. As I was laying face down on the ground, the shooter put the gun to the back of my neck and fired. Strangest dream ever, because I actually felt it. Then I died and...
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bud249:
well im off, have a good day and i will chat with u later!
bud249:
right, i meant my cape!!
Ow, ow, oh fuckity, ouch!
Went skateboarding.
Smacked shin in same spot as last time (wasn't done healing).
Big fucking knot the size of a gum ball on shin.
Ice on leg. Will someone bring me some java... And chocolate? PLEASE?!?
Went skateboarding.
Smacked shin in same spot as last time (wasn't done healing).
Big fucking knot the size of a gum ball on shin.
Ice on leg. Will someone bring me some java... And chocolate? PLEASE?!?
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bud249:
i do not wear underwear, im a free baller!! lol!
bud249:
well u can say u go pantiless!! 
Did anyone see the new Lingerie Football teams?
Meh, I hate American football, but if they decide to do a soccer version, I'm all over it. I was right wing defense on my high school's male soccer team (no girl team,
) and team captain... Anyone wanna play me? Any takers?
Meh, I hate American football, but if they decide to do a soccer version, I'm all over it. I was right wing defense on my high school's male soccer team (no girl team,
) and team captain... Anyone wanna play me? Any takers?
onenerdykid:
I am an adventurous soccer player, mind you... haha
onenerdykid:
sounds more like a shakedown than a soccer match, but I'll play along... and just so you know, I can kick the hell out of a soccer ball. just, it never really goes where it's supposed to...
Oh my.
I love music and all, but wow. That's... interesting? I wondering how Time Again or Agnostic Front would feel, er, sound?
And did you know that you can get HANDMADE dildos on Etsy?! Made of glass even!
I don't know, I'm kind of bored at the moment because I ran out yarn to dye and now I'm exploring the wonders of the...
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I love music and all, but wow. That's... interesting? I wondering how Time Again or Agnostic Front would feel, er, sound?
And did you know that you can get HANDMADE dildos on Etsy?! Made of glass even!
I don't know, I'm kind of bored at the moment because I ran out yarn to dye and now I'm exploring the wonders of the...
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onenerdykid:
I'm more of a giver than a first-person user, haha
onenerdykid:
If I get that adventurous, there needs to be some begging. And alcohol, haha
I liked the dress. Great color for you.