What the eff? So I have this dress for sale in my Etsy shop and I'm the one modeling it, so I include the "model's measurements" in the description so people can have an idea of how the dress fits...
I get this weird message from a chick saying, "I love the dress!!! But you're model's bra size is NOT a 34C, I know because...
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I get this weird message from a chick saying, "I love the dress!!! But you're model's bra size is NOT a 34C, I know because...
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bud249:
not here it is 75 today no clouds in site! 
bud249:
sweet, it feels good here cause summer is right around the corner!
Cat Enema
One of my cats, Tippy, and one of my mother's cats, must be sedated every time we go to the vet. Tippy is a bastard at the vet. He's left a vet and a tech with gashes in need of stitches. There's no way in hell I'd go near his fluffy butt with a plastic tube and mineral oil.
One of my cats, Tippy, and one of my mother's cats, must be sedated every time we go to the vet. Tippy is a bastard at the vet. He's left a vet and a tech with gashes in need of stitches. There's no way in hell I'd go near his fluffy butt with a plastic tube and mineral oil.
Happy dance goes here. I got a few sales today that totally made up for the craptastic market bazaar on Saturday.
I've also had my Suicide Girl application (already approved) and sitting around since July... All that is left to do is shoot a good photo set. I don't know why I've been so lazy about it, but something sparked me today. I'm going to...
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I've also had my Suicide Girl application (already approved) and sitting around since July... All that is left to do is shoot a good photo set. I don't know why I've been so lazy about it, but something sparked me today. I'm going to...
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kingskottie:
hola
bud249:
u would do good here in ob where i live cause they have a street fair every wed here! 
Dear tweens at skatepark,
You are not the only fucking people in the park. Stop standing in between the ramps or I will check the ever loving shit out of you.
Also, just because I have a camera, doesn't mean I want to take a picture of you.
Not so much love,
DKS
P.s.- Make it less obvious when you're starring at my tits.
You are not the only fucking people in the park. Stop standing in between the ramps or I will check the ever loving shit out of you.
Also, just because I have a camera, doesn't mean I want to take a picture of you.
Not so much love,
DKS
P.s.- Make it less obvious when you're starring at my tits.
I was a vendor at a local, outdoor market bazaar today. It had been warm all week long and today, BAM, cold. It did not even get above 52 degrees so hardly anyone showed up. I made a total of $20 in sales... Vendor Fail. Bleh.
I started skateboarding again. I succeeded in wacking the shit out of my shin with the deck for the...
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I started skateboarding again. I succeeded in wacking the shit out of my shin with the deck for the...
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bud249:
yeah, i do not need no drama! 
what do u sell at these markets?
what do u sell at these markets?
asreal1:
Thanks! But no, I didn't make it... my aunt did. It's been keeping me warm for three years now.
Naughty kitty gets a spankin'.
onenerdykid:
hahaha, what the eff?? tell me that's not your cat? haha!
I heard some loud chatter and looked out the window. My neighbors are being evicted right now. The sheriff's deputy is fucking HOT...
I mean, like, WOW o_O HOT.
Men + Uniform = Me weak in the knees/juicy puddle on the floor
Dear lord *fans self*
I mean, like, WOW o_O HOT.
Men + Uniform = Me weak in the knees/juicy puddle on the floor
Dear lord *fans self*
coffeecoffeecoffee
Here's the top ten responses I get when I Google "myname likes..."
1. DKS likes to eat frozen peas in her row boat
WTF?
2. DKS likes to flip
Yeah, okay, I used to be a gymnast.
3. DKS likes to kill plastic ponies.
...
4. DKS likes tophats.
Classic accessory.
5. DKS likes what she sees.
6. DKS likes woofy.
I'm afraid...
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Here's the top ten responses I get when I Google "myname likes..."
1. DKS likes to eat frozen peas in her row boat
WTF?
2. DKS likes to flip
Yeah, okay, I used to be a gymnast.
3. DKS likes to kill plastic ponies.
...
4. DKS likes tophats.
Classic accessory.
5. DKS likes what she sees.
6. DKS likes woofy.
I'm afraid...
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I've got my morning coffee, again (and creamer!).
I'm trying to figure out what a "disappointed queeb sound" actually sounds like... (Read the review, it is teh awesome, the comments are the best part though).
I never acquired a taste for romance novels. Also not sure why they call them "romance" novels because they seem a bit less romantic and a little more...
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I'm trying to figure out what a "disappointed queeb sound" actually sounds like... (Read the review, it is teh awesome, the comments are the best part though).
I never acquired a taste for romance novels. Also not sure why they call them "romance" novels because they seem a bit less romantic and a little more...
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Welcome to my imagination.
I'm on Relaxation Massage Island where all the massage therapists are heterosexual males and give the best full body massages... And don't expect me to give oral in return. Oh, and there's ferry that'll take me over to Chocolate Island when I'm tired of being pampered.
That would be sweeeet. What's your imagination island?
I'm on Relaxation Massage Island where all the massage therapists are heterosexual males and give the best full body massages... And don't expect me to give oral in return. Oh, and there's ferry that'll take me over to Chocolate Island when I'm tired of being pampered.
That would be sweeeet. What's your imagination island?
kingskottie:
YO GA!
onenerdykid:
My imagination island involves the following:
-giving full body massages, followed by giving oral
-drinking Jagermeister out of a fancy martini glass
-breaking out into a Top Gun style volleyball game on the beach against Marisa Miller and her friends
-back to the first part.
There's probably more I can come up with, but not at this hour, on a Wednesday night. Good thoughts though, fer shure
-giving full body massages, followed by giving oral
-drinking Jagermeister out of a fancy martini glass
-breaking out into a Top Gun style volleyball game on the beach against Marisa Miller and her friends
-back to the first part.
There's probably more I can come up with, but not at this hour, on a Wednesday night. Good thoughts though, fer shure
korbendallas:
Dear lord.
No pic of the dress? We could all weigh in on your bra size.