Bad day...

I went to the grocery store today, just to cash a money order. I came back out to my car, and got in the driver's seat, at the same time, two elderly women walked behind my car, left their buggy directly behind my car. One of the women helped the other woman into the car. She tapped on my windshield and told me,...
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1. Seven things to do before I die:

1) Paint a masterpiece
2) Lose myself for a year traveling the world
3) Get a doctoral degree in art
4) Have one big fucking party with everyone I've ever known there (that's reaching, but would be totally awesome)
5) Learn Italian (completely) and Russian
6) Skate in a rollerderby
7) Open a yarn shop OR art...
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My freaking XBOX 360 DIED!!!!!!!!


Then I...


Now I'm....


Because I took it back and got all of my money back. I'll just wait around now; PS3, Nin. Revolution, or when 360 prices goes way-the-fuck-down. Everyone I know personally (five people) with 360's have sent their's back due to completely crashing. So I'm just going to spend my gaming money on my yarn now... and...
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Happy Fragging New Year. I needed to update.

I'm growing my hair out and it is driving me insane... so tempted go back to the mohawk.

I've been working on a wonderful little project lately, the PENIS COZY! http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/peniscozy.htm Wonderful little project. My friend, Priest aka Dinosaur Balls, has had the pleasure of being the first contestant. I finished one yesterday, but apparently his balls...
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Argh. Long day at work. Tired. Grumpy. I'm just to crawl into bed and sleep it off...

and I haven't touched my knitting in two days.

Sigh, my ass has been glued to my couch since I picked up my Xbox 360 (I feel so special). Last night I finally, with some resistance, pulled myself away from Quake.

Almost finished with the knitted Christmas presents I've been working on since August... so far I've completed 4 afghans, 1 kerchief, and I'm almost finished with a patchwork pillow. One more kerchief and...
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I'M MOVING... to a different house, same city. Sigh. Well, it's bigger, older, and prettier than my current situation. I think things will be much nicer. I do hate moving though, the displacement is annoying. Well, cheers to me.

Thanks for the happy b-days all. Ah, I received mucho art supplies and two chocolate cakes... my ass will be a jigglin'. I'll have to run a few extra miles for the next few weeks. I alos received a knitting book (WEEEE!) and a purse and the book BUST: Guide to the New Girl Order... which is quite an interesting read... yeeeah, you'll just have...
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So many great artisans have been Absinth junkies. I have to give a try just for the hell of it. Yet, I don't know what's worth purchasng and shipping to the US.

I keep thinking back to the NIN "Perfect Drug" video... who knows maybe my art will flourish... or not.

What do you think of Maine?

I'm from the south, I've had my share of warm weather. Iowa gets cold, but not what I expected. I'm putting serious thought into Maine next time around.

Of course, it's not Iceland (hey Retard), but New England states have always had charming qualities that I can't seem to escape. Autumn must be beautiful.

I love autumn. Did I...
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