dropdeadred

There's a pug a work who's my favorite. He's really fat and has these buggy eyes. Everytime you give him attention he gets wheezy and jumps up and down. I call him Marlin Brando.
It's 9:30 am and I've been drinking Absolut since 7am. Many people would consider this a drinking problem. I just feel the impending storm, and I drown it out.
Did anyone see Maxim's top 100? Jessica Simpson number 1!! how disappointing. Angelina Jolie should've been number one.
another joke:
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It may take a while to get hard- I just got laid last night.