drknievel

What is this with everyone's obsessions with stats, anyway? If I said I make $200,000 a year, have slept with 50 women, need to drink 20 beers to get drunk, can bench press 300 lbs, have a girlfriend with a 48-inch bust, and own a car with a 454-inch engine and 400 horsepower off the block, which I always drive 90 miles an hour, that would make me the king of cool. If, on the other hand, I were to say that I have an IQ of 192, everyone would just look at me and say "So what? That's just a number. That doesn't mean anything."