"The Definitive Suicide Girls Journal Entry"
Well, first I woke up, and then I had sex. Then I got drunk, and then I broke up with my girlfriend. Then I realized just how much I hate my job, and then I went looking for a new apartment. Then I met up with my friends and we went to a concert. There I met up with another girl, and had more sex.
Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm so fucking unique!
Well, first I woke up, and then I had sex. Then I got drunk, and then I broke up with my girlfriend. Then I realized just how much I hate my job, and then I went looking for a new apartment. Then I met up with my friends and we went to a concert. There I met up with another girl, and had more sex.
Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm so fucking unique!