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Love. I thought tonight about how I sometimes just want to sleep alone. I prefer it, or so I thought. But tonight I am alone. And all I want is for her to be next to me. But she's with 500,000 hippies.

I feel like how maybe I think my ex-girlfriends might have felt. The ones who got so emotional and shit when everything...
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Hello.

So, I've resubscribed to the site. I guess I just like naked women.

I figure I should start talking to people. Become more active on this interweb community. Seems like there's a lot going on here.

Writing a resume is stupid.

Someone just give me a job.

I write.

I write real good. Serious.

Will I break up with her if she moves away? I think probably yes, but who knows?

I don't ever say anything. Last night I went to the bar. I drank a lot. This extremely overweight girl, who happens to be a good writer and an interesting person (as if I have to justify saying something rude about her), was hanging around me. I bought her a couple of beers at my bar because I'm a nice guy. She bought me a...
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Fuckin nutsack cable company doesn't let me use the Internet unless I pay the bill. What kind of nightmare is that? They've forced me to go to a bar with wi-fi just to check my goddamn email. What a scam. Punks.

I saw the Cubs beat the Cardinals at Busch Stadium last Saturday. That's important. I had never been to St. Louis...it was a worthwhile...
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So I just bought the girl flowers. Took a few beers. But I did it. I must be insane.

The girl has slept in my bed two nights in a row, but we haven't had sex this week. I'm getting into a relationship. I don't want to do that, but somehow I know it's coming. There's going to be some day that she looks over at me and says something like, "Will you call yourself my boyfriend now?" or "Do you love me?" or...
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I've been having a lot of violent dreams lately. At night my brain seems to be playing out its own version of the Grand Theft Auto video games. I've maimed or killed a lot of people in my sleep this week, or I've seen a lot of people maimed or killed, or I have had my own life threatened or ended in my sleep. It's...
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I saw Billy Idol on acid. That was weird as hell.

I have slept with three girls I work with this year. Hm.

I just saw this incredibly drunk guy put his very own head through the window of my favorite bar. Isn't that weird?