I filled out this goddamn box more than FIVE times, and I don't know what to write. In some situations you just fucking can't do anything right... or maybe I wasn't looking hard enough.
Anyhow, you know who you are: I'm really fucking sorry. In future conversations -- provided those actually happen -- we'll have to find something new to talk about. It was never my intention to insult you personally or otherwise. I thought talking about it would help, but that probably doesn't apply to everyone.
Here's some useless knowledge for the masses:
The word "FUCK" comes from medieval times. I guess you had to get written consent from the king to have sex. The form basically allowed you "Fornication Under Consent of the King." Awesome.
I guess GOLF is like that too... something about "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" when the game was first invented.
Aren't the roots of civilization great? Sexual oppression and sexism are the foundations of our fine society. God bless America.
I've got a little under 2 months now... start planning the fucking party.
Anyhow, you know who you are: I'm really fucking sorry. In future conversations -- provided those actually happen -- we'll have to find something new to talk about. It was never my intention to insult you personally or otherwise. I thought talking about it would help, but that probably doesn't apply to everyone.
Here's some useless knowledge for the masses:
The word "FUCK" comes from medieval times. I guess you had to get written consent from the king to have sex. The form basically allowed you "Fornication Under Consent of the King." Awesome.
I guess GOLF is like that too... something about "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" when the game was first invented.
Aren't the roots of civilization great? Sexual oppression and sexism are the foundations of our fine society. God bless America.
I've got a little under 2 months now... start planning the fucking party.